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Ryan's mom wants us to have kids ASAP.
Scenario:
Place: Panera Bread(In Conyers)
We(Ryan and I), have met his parents for lunch, their treat. After we go through his dad flippping out about not getting his food and the people who work there being assholes(Normally Panera is amazing and doesn't do these things. They're amazing.) We're all sitting at the table and his mother is talking to me and commenting on how messy both Ryan and his father are. I take a bite of my sandwich as she next comments, "Yeah, just wait til you two start having kids! Hahaha.." I immediately snap my head in the direction of the audience and stare for a second, then I start laughing. Ryan is laughing his ass off and is turning bright red, except for his ears. Odd. So we laugh and then she says, "You know.. Because they'll be really messy and Ryan doesn't like to clean up."
Basically that's it. What the hell. She's a crazy woman. Very amusing woman.
End.
Scenario:
Place: Panera Bread(In Conyers)
We(Ryan and I), have met his parents for lunch, their treat. After we go through his dad flippping out about not getting his food and the people who work there being assholes(Normally Panera is amazing and doesn't do these things. They're amazing.) We're all sitting at the table and his mother is talking to me and commenting on how messy both Ryan and his father are. I take a bite of my sandwich as she next comments, "Yeah, just wait til you two start having kids! Hahaha.." I immediately snap my head in the direction of the audience and stare for a second, then I start laughing. Ryan is laughing his ass off and is turning bright red, except for his ears. Odd. So we laugh and then she says, "You know.. Because they'll be really messy and Ryan doesn't like to clean up."
Basically that's it. What the hell. She's a crazy woman. Very amusing woman.
End.