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May 18, 2011 09:54

Your pupils are HUGE!
-Yea, they usually are. Glad to see you paid attention to my eyes...
Yea, whatever.....nursing rant blahblahblah....your tits look GREAT!...uh, sorry.
-.........
I want you to slap me across the face, call me a whore, and walk away. It'll turn me on and get the blood flowing.
-No.
Okay, then a word of encouragement?.....Please?
-In the words of Rupert, you have the biggest dick in the class.
Eh, there's two black kids in the class. I don't know about that....
-Well, they have erectile dysfunction and therefore size doesn't matter.
Yes! And you have the biggest boobs in the class.
-True. And the class is full of nerds....so I also know how to work my boobs.
It was great to see you, Sam.
-Yea, you too.

Nothing better than seeing a cracked out nursing student early in the morning.
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