it's even funnier when it's capped
caution: lots of images under the cut so it might kill your internet, just sayin'
just a collection of screencaps by the wonderful angxho of moments in BTSneakers that piqued my interest ; P and i might have snarked a bit and mocked the crap out of everyone and possibly made up a few conversations and taken a few liberties, but pfft!
ok in this first set of caps they were being totally couplely and all i immediately thought they looked like a couple picking out something new for their house XD
bitters voiceover: and here we have
james and logan picking out new blinds for their room in domestic bliss. let's listen in.
james: but these blinds sparkle when the sunlight hits them.
logan: *can't take much more sparkles*
logan: oh! well, here's some that were made out of recycled plastic bottles.
james: *smile fades slightly as he realizes they don't have sparkles*
james: oh look! these were made from recycled pop cans and they have rhinestones attached! score!
logan: *iz impressed* good eye honey.
bitters voiceover: aww, well, it looks like our 2 lovebirds have reached a beautiful compromise.
now the scene where they jump up and down while holding hands and squeeing provided some excellant caps, observe XD
curious that they held hands when they just could have celebrated without touching, but then they wouldn't be the sparkly boys we know and love <3
damn james! your ass just does not stop! ever!
they've been "caught" by mama K and yet they're still standing so close together. i love their lack of anything resembling personal space XD
yep, no concept of personal space at all <3
yum, i love how kendall was manhandled this episode. just picked up by different burly men and placed how they wanted him while he was powerless against their brute strength *happy sigh*
mmm, more manhandling and kendalls wrist is broken from the gay, i approve ;P
ah logan, your lack of height makes you unable to reach the shoe in james' hand while also making it look like you 2 are are enjoying some grinding. i also approve, please continue : D
ah, i see you're employing an usual strategy by trying to hug him into submissive. well played *nods*
ah, and when hugging doesn't work, skip right to groping b/c that'll produce a much better result *nods*
the appropriate response to getting caught in a comprimising position would be to spring apart instantly, but instead james pushes his hips towards logan while logan leans in closer *nods* clearly that is what is happening here, clearly.
hold onto each other boys, mama K can be pretty scary *nods*
ok so maybe i'm just seeing things or maybe it was just cold in the room that take or it could have just been b/c logan was just rubbing himself all over james, but really, who knows ; P
also b/c i'm a horrible person and photobucket had a feature called "bulge" which makes me giggle i just had to try it out so this happened *shifty eyes*
james, you might want to lay off on the steroids and logan, you might want to eat something, just sayin' *checks* yep, still a horrible person.
oh no he didn't, go on girlfriend, you tell him XDD
lucy! you've got sum splannin' ta do XDDD
i think the pearls are a very nice touch *nods* so where are the vids of him groping himself hmm...? or the vids of the OT4 gropage? i'm waiting *taps foot impatiently*
since mama K obviously didn't know what kendall, i mean kandy, sorry, was doing i'm wondering who dressed kandy? i'm thinking it can't have been jo b/c then we would have seen him in something plaid so i'm guessing that inbetween rubbing himself all over james, he helped kandy get ready b/c he's clearly an expert on drag *nods* so then, whose clothes are those? mama K's? then that would mean that both kandy and logan are her size XDD
kandy: you're just jealous!
i don't know what he's saying she is jealous of, but it completely looks like that's what he's saying lol XD
really guys? a young "girl" kissing an old "guy?" i'm surprised that didn't attract any attention. good job being subtle guys, oh wait, i forgot this show doesn't do subtle XD
funnily enough, kandy looks more comfortable kissing jo dressed as a guy. hmmm...i wonder why that is *shrugs* XP
but then of course he has to say that was weird and make that face b/c if he actually looked happy to be kissing her she'd start to wonder why XD
lmao ok, so this might be my favorite pic of the entry XD kendall cannot be looking at anything else, his line of sight leads directly to jetts crotch and by the "0_0" look on his face i'm guessing it's somethng worthy of making jett spread his legs and smirk like that XD
jett: *opens legs* *air kisses* come and get it big boy *lavacious grin*
kendall: *swallows* 0_0 O_O
jo: oh come on! it's not fair! why isn't my plaid working for you?! it works on camille *covers mouth* oops!
jo's manager: ok in the closet you go. *shakes head* the plaid should've been my first clue.
gustavo and kelly: oooooh no, not another one, come on kendall down boy, you've already got 3 others at home.
ok, now why do you 2 need to be pressed up against each other like that? o_0
ok, i had to include this b/c i realized that i have the exact same black nail polish on my nails right now lol XD
ohhh, so now we begin the "fight" which of course translates into them rubbing their bodies all over each other some more :D i think it's safe to imagine that this is what happens with angry sex and/or they're wrestling to see who tops. logan starts by grabbing himself some moobs : D i approve : D
sheik moneybags and money carrier dude are perving and thinking about just giving them the money b/c this is hot stuff *nods*
logan's winning!
sheik moneybags: yes! yes! let's give the money! this is quality intertainment!
money carrier dude: you sure about that boss?
sheik moneybags: do you not see this perfect ass? it alone is definitely worth 3 grand.
and toppy james is toppy *nods*
money carrier dude: yeeaahh! i see what you mean now. i'll even throw in the diamond in my tooth.
and now logan's back on top. this is so exciting, i wonder who'll win!
money carrier dude: hey boss, we have company.
sheik moneybags: damn, that ended too soon : (
money carrier dude: that's what she said XD
james has got his left arm hooked around logan trying to pull him closer while his right arm looks like he's trying to push him away wtf?! how? idk
everyone to mama K: it's not what it looks like!
lol ok well, i hope someone enjoys this b/c i now i did b/c i think i'm hilarious clearly ;P