Jammy Carnivore... Jammy Eat Fluffy Animals...
We have just eaten 5 different species of animal in one meal... *drools*
It all started when I jokingly suggested to my dad that what an Awxfud family would do on a sunny evening was chuck a rainbow trout on the BBQ. Half an hour later the good man had returned from Tesco bearing two of the aforementioned fishes and a wheelbarrow full of meat.
Long live summer! (yes, I'm in denial...)
However, I am now forced to hide out the back as in one living room there are X-Factor auditions and in the other various hopeful young women appear to be vying for the leading role in The Worst Most Irritating Evil Musical Ever Written. Though it would be interesting to see which drove me to claw out my own eardrums first, I figured that the rest of the family are too absorbed to get me to the hospital...
It all started when I jokingly suggested to my dad that what an Awxfud family would do on a sunny evening was chuck a rainbow trout on the BBQ. Half an hour later the good man had returned from Tesco bearing two of the aforementioned fishes and a wheelbarrow full of meat.
Long live summer! (yes, I'm in denial...)
However, I am now forced to hide out the back as in one living room there are X-Factor auditions and in the other various hopeful young women appear to be vying for the leading role in The Worst Most Irritating Evil Musical Ever Written. Though it would be interesting to see which drove me to claw out my own eardrums first, I figured that the rest of the family are too absorbed to get me to the hospital...