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31 Days/31 Horror Movies - Day 18

Oct 19, 2007 12:02

Thursday, October 18 - Dog SoldiersOkay, I am going to be completely honest with you...I didn't really watch this movie. I gave it a good chance...I really did...I watched about 45 minutes of it and thought, "okay, it's going to get awesome soon"...and no, no it did not get awesome...it didn't even get tolerable. So yes, I have to confess to you ( Read more... )

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mezdeathhead October 19 2007, 16:33:21 UTC

Wow, this is a great review! If it isn't *cough cought* opposite day.

evilili October 19 2007, 16:38:10 UTC

Okay, so what you're saying is this is a great review if it isn't opposite day...so if its not opposite day it would mean anything you say is true...so if you are saying this is a great review you mean it is a great review. Yet, I somehow get the feeling that you are actually really implying that it is NOT a great review, so you should have said "Wow, this is a great review! It's also opposite day!"
I hope my over-analyzing of your comment has cleared up any confusion.

mezdeathhead October 19 2007, 16:42:25 UTC

Yes, but if it's opposite day, then implying that it IS opposite undoes any effort one has made to imply that opposites imply truthiness. Jeez, didn't you ever go to elementary school?

evilili October 19 2007, 17:06:21 UTC

NO! I NEVER DID! I was raised by canadian geese in a cave in Idaho!!! Thanks for bringing up such a painful childhood memory. I hope you are proud of yourself!

mezdeathhead October 19 2007, 17:12:44 UTC

Mwa ha ha! My true identity has been revealed, for I am the slightly annoying memory-bringer-backer! AND NOW YOUR MEMORIES HAVE BEEN BROUGHT BACK. I have never been so proud!

You need your horror license revoked. Werewolves, Scotland.....!!!! Excuse me? Winning combination, is that you?

evilili October 19 2007, 17:26:27 UTC

I probably should give Dog Soldiers a second chance but I just couldn't get into it. Maybe it was the fact that I was really hungry and just wanted to eat eggplant parmesean. I don't know...but I just couldn't get through it. Does it get any better after the first 45 minutes? DOES IT!?!?! GOOD LORD DOES IT!?!?

mezdeathhead October 20 2007, 04:38:05 UTC

It gets so good that YOU DIE!!1!EIGHTYMADEUPNUMBERILLION!1! Then, you come back to life as a werewolf and then you die again because everyone knows that you can't keep werewolves around (because they're dangerous), then you finally come back to life as a super satisfied human that just watched an awesome military romp through BADASS CANINEVILLE@@@!!!!

evilili October 22 2007, 14:19:19 UTC

okay, godandbabyjesus! I'll try watching it again!!!

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