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Jul 31, 2004 21:41

So I've been showing Jailbait around the city the past couple of days. Seems that people are up in arms about it. Don't really appreciate that, though I can't say I'm surprised about it ( Read more... )

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shinykeyofdoom August 1 2004, 04:55:02 UTC
I guess I forgot to mention the part where my sister is a slayer you might remember her from the time she beat you up and ex girlfriend of Angel.. Hehe. Me and the small details..

Wondering if I should call Slayer Central and be like "gee, hey guys.. you might have some wacky mojo going on.." but I will give them the benefit of the doubt and continue to muck up each others lives. I have to have something to entertain me the weeks I'm going to be spending in my room after this.

Turner.. Turner.. isn't he the husband of one of the charmed witches types.. and isn't he also the guy that tried to fry my bitches some of the SiTs waaaay back in the day? So, Angel is all hard on you.. but not him? Then again, Angel has always been a little moody.

Ooo! We could go to the hyperion some time during my stay! I want to see Angel's posse! I've never really had the chance to fully annoy them meet most of them ( ... )

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evilhandissues August 1 2004, 05:05:05 UTC
Oh, I knew about your sister. Don't worry about that. We had files on her. Cross-referenced with Angel's files.

Turner's married to the middle witch. She and I had an incident last spring, but let's not speak of it. I maintain it was not my fault. And knowing him, he probably did try to fry some little Slayers.

Angel's had it in for me since the day I met him. Decided I was irredeemable because I wore a nice suit, I think.

We can go to the hotel on one condition. Try to avoid the green demon, will you? Please.

And I promise not to touch the hair.
It is awfully shiny though.

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shinykeyofdoom August 1 2004, 05:10:05 UTC
My sister is pretty famous in the "punch first and shag later" category. Yeah, Phoebe? Right? Buffy and I visited the sisters before we came here the first time. Or well Buffy came here and I staked out in the hotel room. And here I was under the impression that all witches were lesbians.. or maybe they are all secretly.. Hmm..

He fried the only one of them I really got along with, Amanda, nice girl. Beat up boys, a lot. What is with slayers and excessive use of violence?

Oo! We can totally avoid the green guy. We can turn it into a game, hide in closets run the other way. IT will be fun.. or I can play distraction.. Cause I'm good at that.. If you ever speak to Buffy just ask her how many times I covered for her.. cause of Slayer-y issues.

My hair is very shiny, vibrant, and alive. Therefore? No touching. =)

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evilhandissues August 1 2004, 05:23:47 UTC
So Turner's got a history of setting little girls on fire and they worry about me.

Glad to know you're with me on avoiding Lorne. I appreciate it.

Ok, no touching the hair. That the only thing that's off limits, Jailbait? *smirks* Kidding, only kidding.

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shinykeyofdoom August 1 2004, 05:30:12 UTC
Yeah, and you know the excuse they always use "was evil at the time" or "now I got all souled" or "but baby, it was a one time thing." excuse when it comes to frying, or killing, or maiming people.

Anyone that can turn around and shoot a gun at someone who was his comrade (even it was just for the time).. would be someone I would want to avoid. So, uhm... no problem. I think was what I wanted to say.

*snort* My sister would so kick your ass..

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evilhandissues August 1 2004, 05:37:54 UTC
The "I was evil" excuse is easy. I should know, I've used it often enough. And I don't even have the convenient demon to blame it on, it was all me. Had my reasons, but I still did some unforgivable shit.

Nice to know I'm not the only one thinks turning on an ally is a rotten thing to do.

And yes darlin, I know your sister'd kick my ass into next week.

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shinykeyofdoom August 1 2004, 05:45:31 UTC
She'd kick your ass further then next week. ^_~

But you were trying to reform.. right? The rocky road of redemption? As long as the effort is there, I think, you have a chance of redeeming yourself of past sins. I mean, hey, look at Spike for an example. Did some really shitty stuff and now he's like.. part of the family.. or something.. Not to mention that Willow almost ended the world and we still love the girl..

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evilhandissues August 1 2004, 06:08:57 UTC
I've no doubt she'd beat me soundly.

I did try redemption. Never seemed to take, but then the one guy who could have helped wanted nothing to do with me unless I was useful for his cause. Never quite understood why the rest of the world got a chance with him and I never did. But it's all done now. The past is dead and buried, if you'll pardon the expression.

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shinykeyofdoom August 1 2004, 06:11:48 UTC
She is v. violent.

*yawn* Thanks for taking care of me, Mr. McDonald. I think you've got a lot of good in you. Despite what mr. Broods a lot thinks. But like you said, past is past.. or past is buried.. and oh sleepy..

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evilhandissues August 1 2004, 06:16:36 UTC
Thanks Jailbait. I appreciate it.

You gonna be ok here tonight? Angel and Turner aren't gonna try and bust in here and spirit you away are they? I wouldn't put it past them and I'd hate to see that happen.

I can hang around if you want. Nothing funny, I swear.

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shinykeyofdoom August 1 2004, 06:18:41 UTC
*all tired* Angel.. can spirit? Hehee.. He would be.. pinkish.. and earmuffs.. on the cookie

Hehee..

*falls asleep*

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evilhandissues August 1 2004, 06:19:54 UTC
I bored the kid to sleep.
Good job, Linds.

Earmuffs on a cookie? She's crazier than I thought...

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