a shiney new quarter

[evilgrins]

Warning! The following will be of an explicitly sexual nature. However, to protect the eyes and minds of the more innocent amongst you, all specifically sexual terms and procedures will be swapped for the word 'rutabaga'. This is as much to save you as amuse me.

11:02 AM 12/31/08 · I started my day off with the usual mass text, most of which

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[agentstila]

Rutabaga!!

lol you have no idea how much this post just made my day!

I'm glad that I bring extra silly out of you. I feel special hehe! =D

Also from now on I am going to find some sort of trained monkey, or perhaps a guinea pig, to search and destroy any cold objects in your place that could possibly be used against me as devices of torture.
This is my most diabolical scheme to date.

[evilgrins]

I can bribe them with goodies!

[agentstila]

hmmmm...a hole in my plan.

In that case they will be trained robot monkeys and/or guinea pigs. Able to resist all forms of bribery.

[evilgrins]

I have batteries!

[agentstila]

my robots shall have no use for batteries, for they will run on sunshine and butterfly kisses. mwahahahahaha

[evilgrins]