perhaps you miss the subtle complexities of the plan

[evilgrins]

8:12 PM 7/25/07 · Even though I accept that it's silly to expect all of my friends to like each other, I still can't help spinning scenarios in my head from time to time. I have 3 friends inparticular, all exceptionally attractive, who live relatively close to each other. 2 of them used to live in my neck of the woods before moving out of state and the other is from out of state and I largely know her from LJ and the one time she was visiting my neck of the woods.

By a bizarre coincidence, they all live in the same state & around the same city: Atlanta, GA.

Naturally, I've suggested a few times they all should meet. At worse they might kinda like each other. Ideally...I see it kinda like this:

• 
  Erika,
  Cyne, &
  Kristen become the best of friends and hangout constantly.
• 
  Cyne &
  Kristen love
  Erika's dogs to death.
• 
  Erika practically adopts
  Cyne as her little sister and dresses her in all her clothes.
• Being big into costuming,
  Kristen constantly uses
  Erika &
  Cyne as living mannequins.
• 
  Kristen's hubby Bob (think that's his name) really bonds with Lauren and makes her lots of little pirate costumes.
• Among Lauren's first words comes the renaming of
  Erika's dogs. She names them "The" & "Black" & "Pearl". Not sure if
  Erika has 3 dogs but let's pretend she does. When she's old enough, but still weighs practically nothing, she rides The, Black & Pearl around various backyards.
• If for some reason no one should be paying attention and The, Black, & Pearl happen to devour
  Cyne's boyfriend...so much the better.

That's the plan.

Simple, no?