Itemized Missy Accounting

[evilgrins]

6:32 PM 4/8/07 · When I first setup my first LJ account back in 2003, I made a public post asking for opinions on whether or not I should make a post venting about Missy. My friendslist wasn't that big so I was a bit stunned when I got an email from her in less than a week asking me not to make the post; figure it was either
Brand or
Nancie that gave her the heads up.

Missy made a big deal about how she didn't want to dredge up the past and that she was a changed person and a whole bunch of other stuff. So, the following is in reference to the following this is the Missy of old and not reflecting on who she has, supposedly, since become. She wants to leave the past behind that's her business but this is my journal and I'll vent as I please...

...besides, it's not all bad.

Anyone that's a member of my
Beyond·Wrong or
Odd·Sex comms may have read little bits of this, and other things not mentioned here, before:

• First time I ever laid eyes on Missy was at my first BayCon. Someone was leading her around on a leash and when commanded to speak, she said "fucking woof". I was very amused and hooked right then.
• Saw more of her over time but next significant stretch was when she kind of joined the tech crew to the Rocky cast of Erotic Nightmares in Belmont. She was very taken with a guy named
  Howard and a longtime soap opera that became. Though I don't remember her working with us as that much, her smile in the dark does stick with me quite a bit.
• Missy has a had a longstanding number of people that have referred to her as a slut and being really easy, while at the same time affirming that she is highly skilled at sex. While we were already pretty good friends I think I may have upped the ante to becoming really tight with her in the hopes she could use those skills on me. Specifically because I figured if she was that good she might be able to help me get around my little problem.
• While she never ever had sex with me, she often let me use my massage skills on her and more often than not, when we were alone, stripped down completely and let me give her a number of full body massages.
• I sometimes wonder if the primary reason we never did anything more overt than we did was because I never asked. I was significantly more subtle back then.
• As an interesting side benefit, without any prompting from me, Missy kept setting me up with friends of hers specifically for them to have sex with me.
• Missy dabbled quite a bit in the occult...but then again, who hasn't?
• She had a tendency to collect personal items and discarded parts (nails & hair mostly) of the people she knew which she stored on her altar. She also had the blood of former lovers in tiny jars as well.
• Shortly after setting me up with one of her friends, who she practically encouraged to jump me right in her room, Missy sliced open my arm with a razor blade. It was just a surface slice so it bled some (convinced she was looking to add my blood to her collection) but she claimed she had only scratched me with her nails. Having been on the receiving end of her nails before, I know they were nowhere near sharp enough to accomplish that and certainly not so clean a cut; I still have the scar.
• Having something of a predatory nature, Missy constantly went after guys that were already attached to other women she knew. Think it was more a thrill thing than cuz she had any actual issues with those women, when she got bored with the guys she made a point of ignoring them even during sex, but it was something she never got bored of doing. Interestingly enough, the guys that she targetted tended to be the ones that insulted her the most...even though there were a number of repeat offenders.
• Short form, Missy's bad rep stemmed as much from her own behavior as a bunch of guys that were claiming victim status rather than claim any responsibility on their own part for cheating on their girlfriends. Sadly, most women seem to blame the "other woman" rather than their men...probably why The Jerry Springer Show is so popular.
• Missy was exceptionally goofy & sweet. I expect most people didn't know that about her.
• Her mother had two tiny and really hyper fluffy dogs. Missy made out as though she didn't much like them when she had guests but when I was the only one over I saw her get all cuddly with them. Go figure.
• Among her more bizarre sexual habits was boofing. Basically designated as having a guy carrying her standing while they were going at it and ramming her back against the door. Named for a combination of the air going out of her and the impact noise with the solid mass. One time inparticular sticks out with me in I was heading home, leaving her in her room with a guy but I realized I'd forgotten something and turned around. I opened the door at the same time they were headed towards it, knocking them both over. The guy was completely stunned but Missy was giggling her ass off when she realized what happened.
• I never had a huge problem with any of Missy's quirks, insofar as bad behavior relating to the people she knew, excepting when she did them to me. Rather famous for borrowing things, like shoes, which she lost and then miraculously decided to buy the same thing for herself. The thing of it was she didn't actually buy the same thing, just kept the "lost" items. Most everybody knew this and complained but didn't do much more than that and she never owned up to it other than to her closer friends...like me.
• She borrowed two albums I had, one of which was no longer in stock anywhere, and then lost them. Made a big show of tearing up her whole house trying to find them but to no avail. A few months later, when she redid her CD collection she showed me the two discs, claiming she'd loved them so much she had to go buy them. Igoring that was impossible in one of the cases, I didn't make a big deal about it; although a true friend might purchase the items it would be to replace what they lost...not keep for themself.
• Missy introduced Jenny to me for sex, apparently giving me a glowing recommendation; Jenny was pretty much sprung for me on sight and the feeling was mutual. Sadly, we went to Rocky that night and I found out Jenny had a longtime crush on my friend
  niveK so we never did quite hookup that evening. Still, we did eventually and she became a longtime friend...which I owe to Missy.
• I got a limited edition rental of Showgirls, the unrated version, and brought it over to Missy's to watch with her friends. She asked if I could leave it there a little longer so she could watch it with some others and I said sure. Missy later claimed one of her friends must've stolen it...which didn't do me any good. Limited edition that it was, I had to pay the rental place the cost of the movie ($199) for the loss. Guy that owned the place was a family friend and told me if I ever recovered it he'd refund me.
• 
  niveK & Missy once got it in their head that it would be really funny to make Jenny think they had just fucked while she and I were in the kitchen. This led to a massive agrument between Jenny and them and she stormed out. I stopped her before she got too far and talked her through it, got briefly jumped by Jenny in the process, but we never did figure out if those two actually had done something or not.
• After
  niveK & Jenny broke up for good, she and I started something fierce. One time while I was over there I found a copy of Showgirls in her collection of movies and, cuz the guy years ago had given me the serial numbers which I'd kept, found out it was the same one Missy claimed was stolen. Turns out Missy had given it to Jenny as a gift. I now have it but couldn't get it reimbursed as the place I'd originally rented it from didn't exist anymore.
• I suppose in the form of compensation, for all the women she'd set me up with, Missy may've expected the same kinda thing in return; I always figured it was her way of being nice for driving her all over to the all the guys she was seeing behind other's peoples backs. I actually brought Raymi over there once and Missy was practically drooling all over her; Raymi was friendly back but didn't seem that interested.
• If I were to describe any of my friends as being fearless,
  Malice would definitely make the top of the list. The one time I brought her over to Missy's, along with
  Debbie, she crawled into the furthest corner of the room and wrapped herself into a ball to keep safe from Missy who was leaning over the edge of her bed and staring at her with open lust; which isn't too odd as most people look at
  Malice that way. Something about Missy really bothered her...she couldn't get out of there fast enough.
• Missy got a mini·LARP going on in downtown Moutain View, there were only about 11 of us at the most. One of them was a Jessica Nickel I took a shine to and she liked talking to me about sex; she was a virgin and seemed to be using me as an information resource. She had a boyfriend further down the road and they were saving themselves for each other, both virgins and totally in love; disgustingly cute would be an understatement.
• Same night Missy introduced me to Jenny, when we all went to a kind of after party at some random guy's house, Jessica couldn't make it but her boyfriend did. Missy has a thing for virgins...specially making them not virgins anymore. Regardless of the relationship he had with Jess, though really he should've tried harder to resist, Missy had him that night...which really messed Jess up for a longtime afterwards.
• Given her penchant for taking stuff from people, no matter how sneaky she was trying to be about it, when I had a copy of Dark City that wasn't quite working right from the moment I bought it...I figured with the stuff she'd taken from me it was only fair. I replaced my copy with hers. For someone that borrowed so much, she was rather stingy with her own property; vengeance is sweet!
• Anytime we were driving around, Missy practically demanded to stop at every Burger King. She really had a thing for that place.
• She really had no problem being naked around me and I certainly wasn't complaining. I may've pushed my luck a bit, though she never complained, by including her breasts into my body massages; I was clinical but thorough. One time she was chatting on her computer, me seated behind her while working on her, and her door opened; shocked us both as she's usually religious in locking the thing. It was her mother who gave us a really odd look, not too surprising considering Missy's breasts were cupped in my hands. I managed a big smile and said, as ingratiatingly as possible, "Hi!" She just rolled her eyes and walked out. Think that was the first and only time I saw Missy blush. As she was naked...it was a big blush!
• Used to keep a lot of stuffed animals in my car and Missy borrowed one with the intention of returning it was my favorite teddy bear; I like stuffed animals...leave me alone. She never got it back to me, kept making excuses, and eventually I gave up. She also, as a kind of commando raid for
  Spanky, stole my teddy lobster "Crabby" twice.
• Before she eventually married and left town, Missy kicked up a shit storm my way. Started a rumor with two people quite close to me that I'd apparently tried to get the male half of the couple together with Raymi. There was nothing to it and it might've gone over differently were the female half of the couple not exceptionally jealous. Tie that into the fact the male half actually did cheat on her with Raymi once before... Missy had a gift for manipulation. I'm fairly certain it was her way of cutting ties with me mixed in with the fact that Raymi was more into me than into her but that's just a guess.
• Part of my sexual philosophy is to not fantasize about any of the women I know that I've not already pleasured. It's really for my own good more than anything else, not to set false expectation into my head. However, given the mess she kicked my way (that drama took more than a month to get around) and a rather dehumanizing effect she had on her way out of town...oddly enough I opted to make her an exception to that rule. Regardless of her multiple personal flaws...she's still as attractive as she ever was.

In the final analysis, I don't regret our friendship. I can't figure why she ended things the way she did but while I hated her guts afterward I don't anymore. I'll never trust her again but it hardly matters as she doesn't live anywhere nearby; she moved far far away.