I'd so kick his butt

[evilgrins]

3:13 PM 1/9/07 · Quite a long time ago, someone once asked me if I thought I could beat Jet Li up. After a mildly silly expression playing across my face, I said yes...but only if it was a fair fight. Course, he being who he is and me being who I am, in order for it to be a fair fight I'd need a few things...

...just so it's fair:

• A full on attack helicopter, guns loaded with ice cream.
• An attack trained rhinoceros.
• Genetically modified, rabid, pissed off porcupine.
• A really horny orangutan.
• A tricked out van with tank treads and spikes all over it.
• The robot from the original Lost In Space.
• Spring loaded boxing glove hammer from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
• Melissa "Missy" Willets Trabucco (ShadowMistress on TREX).

I don't have a specific strategy in mind...but he won't stand a chance!