November 24th is my birthday...
...and I am so thankful that, once again, this year it does not fall on Thanksgiving. I will never get the taste of turkey and candle wax out of my memory.
Yes, my goofiness is genetic; my parents are at least as wonky as I am in their own ways.
10:06 PM 11/6/06 · I have always had the hardest time coming up with a list for what I want come my birthday...and by extension XMAS seeing as they're so close together. When I was little the things that got on my list were unattainable, parents saw it as a waste of money, but nowadays I come up with stuff and it's pretty much a guaranteed deal. Digital camera? No problem! Palm Pilot? Sure!
Though, I've gotten in the habit of not asking for anything other than clothes these days. I always need something after a year of wear time. Still, I do have a few naughty ideas that I'd like to run by you. They're mostly unrealistic and unlikely but that's okay:
Yes, my goofiness is genetic; my parents are at least as wonky as I am in their own ways.
10:06 PM 11/6/06 · I have always had the hardest time coming up with a list for what I want come my birthday...and by extension XMAS seeing as they're so close together. When I was little the things that got on my list were unattainable, parents saw it as a waste of money, but nowadays I come up with stuff and it's pretty much a guaranteed deal. Digital camera? No problem! Palm Pilot? Sure!
Though, I've gotten in the habit of not asking for anything other than clothes these days. I always need something after a year of wear time. Still, I do have a few naughty ideas that I'd like to run by you. They're mostly unrealistic and unlikely but that's okay:
- Being a furry,
Mary/Kat is very good about the whole dressing up in fursuits. She's even done elaborate bodypaint work to appear as though the animal patterns are part of her. So, just for the sake of my amusement, I'd like to see her do herself up as a turkey...in whichever format she finds most interesting. - No subtlety about it: I want
Raven to take a day off from any distractions and come to me the night before my birthday and fuck me to the actual day, through it, and then into the day after. I'm more than capable of keeping it going that long and I really want her to enjoy the ride with me. - For her back my Mom's got these big rubber balls to lay on for exercise; they're about 2½ feet to 3 feet all around. Sometimes I like to lie on my belly, all limbs outstretched and try to maintain balance so hands and feet never touch the ground. I'd like to get
Kami·Andrews, naked, sitting on it crosslegged while maintaining her balance. Naturally she'd be singing happy birthday and a cupcake and candles would be involved to some degree or other. - As it's already in discussion, I'd like
Gryphon to sleep with me. Being a very frank, blatantly honest, person...by sleep I mean actually that. Something on the order of pajamas, wrapped in blankets, either cuddled up close or not, barely concious conversations, and the agony of mutual morning breath the next day. I really want to wake up to her. - Spend an afternoon with
Emily in downtown San Mateo. Nothing fancy, take her to one of the best pizza places, long conversations, just some quality time. I only ever see her in little bits and she's bloody brilliant; most people can't guess my ethnicity on sight and she nailed both the major ones in a darkened club. - I'd like to spend a significant amount of time with
Aria and read at least one of her books...both if possible. She's got some great books I hear. - See if I can arrange a birthday coupon sort of thing to take advantage of
Whitney's CMT skills and just melt under her fingers for a few hours. I love getting massages and I've got enough tension all over the place to be compared to a block of concrete. - As remarkably innocent as this is going to sound, I'd like to stand next to
Tassy·Pink just to get a good height reference. She's stunning and all but I've got nothing to use as a sense of perspective to really appreciate all that she's got going for her. That and I've got the nagging suspicion she's as tall as I am. I'd throw in the hope for a good hug too but I'm a bit worried I wouldn't want to let go. - The only problem I have with
Rachel is that I never get to see her, she lives in one of the far corners of the Bay Area. I want to spend a couple days with her, bust out the pajamas, just to have the time. She's fun to be around and she gets all glowing when attention is paid to her correctly. - While I'm sure it would be very happily appreciated, there's something I would very much like to do with
Nikki but given the extreme nature of it I cannot discuss it here. Your brains might snap. That and I'm not 100% sure her hip would survive some of the more bendy extremes. - While I'm being entirely unrealistic anyway, I was surprised, not sure why, to learn not too long ago that
Pixie used to be a stripper. While she certainly has the looks to melt any man's free will, and a lot of women too, I have never been fully able to wrap my head around the concept. So, I'd like proof. Not asking for a lapdance or anything, she's got a guy, but to see her dance in that way would probably be fun. - If there's one truth in this world it is that
Maggi gives really good hug. I have only ever had one such hug. I want more. - I shave my own head with an electric razor but
Kumi does a much better job on hers. I'd like her to shave my head for my birthday just to see how I'd look totally smooth. - While I'm not entirely sure that
Malice even knows how to give a good hug...I'd really like to have one decent hug with her. She's always had an overall don't touch me policy but she let me give her a hug once and visible shuddered...not in a happy sorta way. Most of my friends are generally of a hugging variety and she's the one exception to the rule. Course, she doesn't exactly live in the area anymore either so it's been kind of a moot point for awhile. - I want
Krystle to not be dead anymore.
