just emailed this to a friend
"I will always be your friend. Well, unless you turn into a zombie. Then I'll be your zookeeper.
Did I ever tell you back when I told you that you could always crash on my couch (sorry again I do not currently have a couch) that I ammended a marriage contract. To whoever my future wife would be she would have to accept the "Jenny-clause". That at any and all times Jenny could randomly show up at our place for some loving, that my wife would either have to be cool with it or bi-sexual and join on in.
Sorry again, like the couch, I do not currently have a wife :P"
Hmmm, I only just now noticed I left out a '?' in there.
Did I ever tell you back when I told you that you could always crash on my couch (sorry again I do not currently have a couch) that I ammended a marriage contract. To whoever my future wife would be she would have to accept the "Jenny-clause". That at any and all times Jenny could randomly show up at our place for some loving, that my wife would either have to be cool with it or bi-sexual and join on in.
Sorry again, like the couch, I do not currently have a wife :P"
Hmmm, I only just now noticed I left out a '?' in there.