Quotes from semester one
Some are pretty good, some you had to be there.
Alstan: I can't add, I'm gonna fail calc.
Jef: No you wont, if anyone says anything, tell them after enough dirivatives, its zero.
*exstensive laughing*
[Girls a few seats down]: Oh god...math jokes...
Jef: Shit...
Alstan: I was about to suggest you hit on them...shit...
Alstan: You could be Judas Jef!
Jef: I will stab you in your sleep.
Alstan: Yeah um, Judas wasn't that direct.
Jef: Judas did a lot of things wrong...
-Wingnuts-
ev1lg00dguy: I met her in my CS class
ev1lg00dguy: shes fun
Dibz9: WHA?
Dibz9: IN YOUR CS CLASS?
ev1lg00dguy: have wonderful dreams
ev1lg00dguy: of lolypops and polygamy
ev1lg00dguy: i mean uh...
ev1lg00dguy: skip that last one
ev1lg00dguy: if you like...
GirlA: So what are you majoring in?
Will: Aeronautical.
GrilA: Wait, terrorist?!
GuyA: When you think about it, their name sort of sounds like Nigur Rõs...
[In reference to Sigur Rõs]
Anna: william tells me you like girls as much as most people like breathing...
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ovaGrownLawnNome: LOL!
ovaGrownLawnNome: who is william
ovaGrownLawnNome: and how does he know you so well
Jef: Shit, shit, shit!
Alstan: What, sugar in your lap?
Jef: No...wheat...in my eye...
[Finishing a box of frosted wheates]
Jef: Crap!
Alstan: What?
Jef: Google can't do all unit conversions.
Alstan: What were you looking up?
Jef: I wanted to see how many Alstans are in a Gay.
"Need a Mountain Dew. I have 3 to 4 pages of magical goodness to spray out..." - Jef
WaltMPython319: if i have my 1334 correct
WaltMPython319: 1337*
ev1lg00dguy: l337**
WaltMPython319: how was the shaft this time of night?
ev1lg00dguy: all wet
[After swimming in the fountain]
ovagrownlawngnome: I am leaving friday @ noob
ovagrownlawngnome: noon*
FlyingSheep415: someone: "so, jef, how's college?'
FlyingSheep415: you: "it's great. I dont' go to class and I play a lot of halo"
Alstan: I'm gonna Ben Franklin grind your ass!
Alstan: I can't add, I'm gonna fail calc.
Jef: No you wont, if anyone says anything, tell them after enough dirivatives, its zero.
*exstensive laughing*
[Girls a few seats down]: Oh god...math jokes...
Jef: Shit...
Alstan: I was about to suggest you hit on them...shit...
Alstan: You could be Judas Jef!
Jef: I will stab you in your sleep.
Alstan: Yeah um, Judas wasn't that direct.
Jef: Judas did a lot of things wrong...
-Wingnuts-
ev1lg00dguy: I met her in my CS class
ev1lg00dguy: shes fun
Dibz9: WHA?
Dibz9: IN YOUR CS CLASS?
ev1lg00dguy: have wonderful dreams
ev1lg00dguy: of lolypops and polygamy
ev1lg00dguy: i mean uh...
ev1lg00dguy: skip that last one
ev1lg00dguy: if you like...
GirlA: So what are you majoring in?
Will: Aeronautical.
GrilA: Wait, terrorist?!
GuyA: When you think about it, their name sort of sounds like Nigur Rõs...
[In reference to Sigur Rõs]
Anna: william tells me you like girls as much as most people like breathing...
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ovaGrownLawnNome: LOL!
ovaGrownLawnNome: who is william
ovaGrownLawnNome: and how does he know you so well
Jef: Shit, shit, shit!
Alstan: What, sugar in your lap?
Jef: No...wheat...in my eye...
[Finishing a box of frosted wheates]
Jef: Crap!
Alstan: What?
Jef: Google can't do all unit conversions.
Alstan: What were you looking up?
Jef: I wanted to see how many Alstans are in a Gay.
"Need a Mountain Dew. I have 3 to 4 pages of magical goodness to spray out..." - Jef
WaltMPython319: if i have my 1334 correct
WaltMPython319: 1337*
ev1lg00dguy: l337**
WaltMPython319: how was the shaft this time of night?
ev1lg00dguy: all wet
[After swimming in the fountain]
ovagrownlawngnome: I am leaving friday @ noob
ovagrownlawngnome: noon*
FlyingSheep415: someone: "so, jef, how's college?'
FlyingSheep415: you: "it's great. I dont' go to class and I play a lot of halo"
Alstan: I'm gonna Ben Franklin grind your ass!