As Jono said, "BS"
Well, we had a bullshit game today. Coach has never been so ticked off in 4 years. So I am just gonna say some random quotes, because I can.
Marshal - "Man...I hate soccer!"
Me to Jono - "Jono! Shut up! Don't say anything, just take him out!"
Marshal - "Man, srew this walking thing!" [while trying to eat pudding and walk]
Joseph - "And that bastard was naked!"
Kerry - "Women will run from your 12 inch horse penis!"
Me - "We should be playing poker...the card game..."
Jono to soccer bus - "THAT WAS REEEAL BAD!"
Me- "Whoever invented typos...should die."
Girl in guys lap - "You want me to get off?"
Scott impersonating Coach - "Big changes tonight guys, Win [I know thats not right but screw it, I gave up on the correct spelling, you know what I friggin mean.] we are gonna move you over to the right side, big changes guys!"
Hopefully by reading some of these, hilarity will ensue for you. I hope that most of you are on the inside of these punch lines. If not, you need to talk to me more often, you are missing a lot of classic stupid stuff.
Oh, and more on the game, I kicked the SHIT out of no. 18 Bastard tried to play the ball while on the ground, I said NO SIR! and rocked his shit, kicked through both of his legs. He is gonna feel that in the morning.
Last thing, had to add this. I won a scholarship. I do not know how but the Kerr-McGee Foundation Scholarship is all mine. Only $500, but its better than nothing. And it is renewable for up to four years. So yeay me. :p
Marshal - "Man...I hate soccer!"
Me to Jono - "Jono! Shut up! Don't say anything, just take him out!"
Marshal - "Man, srew this walking thing!" [while trying to eat pudding and walk]
Joseph - "And that bastard was naked!"
Kerry - "Women will run from your 12 inch horse penis!"
Me - "We should be playing poker...the card game..."
Jono to soccer bus - "THAT WAS REEEAL BAD!"
Me- "Whoever invented typos...should die."
Girl in guys lap - "You want me to get off?"
Scott impersonating Coach - "Big changes tonight guys, Win [I know thats not right but screw it, I gave up on the correct spelling, you know what I friggin mean.] we are gonna move you over to the right side, big changes guys!"
Hopefully by reading some of these, hilarity will ensue for you. I hope that most of you are on the inside of these punch lines. If not, you need to talk to me more often, you are missing a lot of classic stupid stuff.
Oh, and more on the game, I kicked the SHIT out of no. 18 Bastard tried to play the ball while on the ground, I said NO SIR! and rocked his shit, kicked through both of his legs. He is gonna feel that in the morning.
Last thing, had to add this. I won a scholarship. I do not know how but the Kerr-McGee Foundation Scholarship is all mine. Only $500, but its better than nothing. And it is renewable for up to four years. So yeay me. :p