Title: But it's my birthday
Length: Drabble
Author: evilgirl89
Rating: Pg
Genre: crackish
Pairing: JaeHo
Summery: It's Jae's birthday and he want's Yunho like never before.
“Yunho!”
“No means no Jae Joongie!”
“But it’s my birthday.”
“I love you but you can’t make me do something I don’t want to.”
“Yunho even if you beg and scream and cry like a little girl you will do this for me.”
“No freaking way.”
“You leave me no choice then.”
Jaejoong then stopped pursuing the leader of the group and halted once he spotted something so valuable that Yunho could not live without.
“Boo. What are you doing with that?”
“You mean this?”
The raven held the precious and delicate object in his hands clumsily.
“BooJae, love of my life, put the piggy bank down so we can discuss this like two grown men.”
“You call yourself a man when you can’t even do this simple act of kindness for me on my birthday.”
The raven spat his salty words back at the leader.
“All do anything. Anything but that.”
“It’s either you or the piggy. So what will it be leader-shii?”
Yunho had to make a difficult decision if he has to choose between losing one of two things he treasures most in life then he chose to …
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yunho wailed like a little girl crying over a lost doll.
“Stop crying you big baby and take it like a man.”
The raven hissed as he slammed his heat into the tiny virgin hole of his lover.
Grown men aren’t supposed to cry but whoever came up with this phrase didn’t have a sexy, badass, lover that always got what he wants.
And so the raven had his way with the one he loves after all.
And Yunho got to keep his precious coin collection intact because there is no one that can separate him from his beloved coins. Not even his devil in disguise of an angel lover.
But what Yunho doesn’t know is that his BooJae has taken out a few coins splurging on little things that Yunho is just to cheap to buy for him. The coin collection his Yunho’s heart and Jaejoong likes to keep it in his pocket for safe keeping.
This figurine is made from homemade marshmallow fondant on top of rainbow cupcakes. Yes this is a labor of love. Jaejoong is worth all the time spent in making it.
More rainbow cupcakes.
This figurine is made with store bought marzipan but I made the elephant shape myself just because.
Happy birthday Jaejoongie.