Some conversations are just too good to be true =P
Some convos are just super-awesome. You can't help but savor every moment in between.
Hence, I feel obliged to share this with everybody:
Note: I had to insert this chat in between else it wouldn't have made any sense -
People Involved:
A- Yours truly, *bows gracefully*
EG- Evil Genius aka friend, partner and ALLY - and girl, as you'll get to know.
D- The Douche. Too bad for him.
The Chat:
EG:oh i no.. d'oh is a stupid guy of healthy stature. anybody else thinking what im thinking?
no offence
Author's Note: D'oh is a character in this play we have.
D: your thinking about yourself
healthy
stupid
guyish
check
EG: noo im talking abt you genius
D: check and check
EG: oh wait
guy... cant be you
D: i know whats coming
bam
i was right
EG: and i knew
that was what u were gonna write too
so predictable
EG: haha, that what i like abt D, i write no offence, he takes offence anyway then reacts in the lamest way possible
D: thats what he said
EG: do u even know what that means?
A: @D- don't use phrases which you have no clue about
EG: seconded
A: i can't help but notice his sudden absence from this convo
EG: *likes*
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Then we (EG & I) were bored and decided to spam his wall. Ergo:
The Spamming:
EG: We couldn't help but notice your absence. Abd seriously, do you even know what it means?
A: @D - You shouldn't use phrases like that just to appear "cool" or "trendy".
@EG- He doesn't. It's sad how kids submit to peer pressure. :|
EG: Yes Dhruv. So not 'cool'.
And btw it's always 'she', unless like in your case, one's gay.
A: And you also just proved her right. You took offence and reacted in the lamest way possible.
I understand that you tried to make it appear very "trendy" in order to keep up with the superior people - intellect wise - but that is just not what we should do.
Learn to say NO. Be proud of who you are. Don't try to be somebody else, even if they ARE the most awesome people you know.
A: Create your own sense of awesomeness. I understand that at this point, it's negligible. Don't give up hope. Traces of it will appear someday. And be realistic.
Its not gonna happen in a week. Or even in a year. Or, well considering you, even in a decade. But NEVER say never - I'm sure *another awesome person, but sadly, a belieber* has told you all about that already.
EG: Yes. Now that we've advised you not to copy the superior people, let's come to the reacting in the lamest way possible part.
Remember, a person, biologically a female will always be one, no matter how hard you try to prove it otherwise. For that you need to know about the basic anatomy of human beings, specially the female variety. I can't help you with that, open a Science book or something.
D: go on life coaches.
i said :thats what he said" to emphasize my point about EG actually being a guy
EG: Yeah, read the previous comment^
A: He still doesn't get it.*sigh*
Let me explain it this way.
Why did you have to use the phrase "that's what he said"?
This is an obvious wordplay on the phrase 'that's what she said' which we've all accepted, is beyond your levels of intellect. We'll talk about that later.
D: i get it
i know what "thats what she said" means
i just use it in a different way
A: As many would agree, you were driven to use said phrase because you saw all the awesome kids use it.
BE YOURSELF.
Don't conform to expectations set by others. They might be great. They WILL be beyond you. But don't fret.
EG: No, you used it in the WRONG way.
A: AN- You didn't then. Accept it.
D: im not trying to be "like" sme one awesome.
infact, ive never heard this phrase being used in class
A: Getting back to what I was saying,
Don't panic. Now you made me forget what I was writing due to that useless comment of yours.
A: You always do this. Distract people with unnecessary comments so that they don't remain focused on what they were doing. A very good use of a classic psychological warfare strategy called diversion.
But that doesn't speak much good about you now, does it?
It shows that you're evasive, you run away from your fears instead of facing them, that you can't handle the trauma of people being sarcastic towards you - an attitude that everyone develops naturally, and you obviously haven't.
Again, don't change yourself. But do mould yourself to become a better person, leading a brighter life.
I would add more sound advice, but I have to study now.
So long, and *I accept your* thanks for all that advice.
EG: A, you've earned the jameyjam at the end of your name. Dare anyone call you anything else. :P
D, I think you should thank us for all the time and advice we wasted on you. We'll also provide with the phone numbers of the best shrinks and biology teachers in the country and also a few doctors who could study your brain, just in case you still get it. Our work here is done. We're always happy to help. You see, ignorance is not bliss. We want you to experience the joy one gets from knowing stuff. We care. There are millions like you that we haven't reached out to yet, but we will. One step at a time.
EG: *still don't get it
A: EG:, I'm honoured. But I disagree.
I can't add that jameyjam to my name before I add this sentence:
this is @D btw, seeing how easily you're baffled,
See how we helped you so well Drake? You could've done that yourself too. Just a little more self-confidence is what you need.
It won't make up for your loss of grey matter, but, hey things can't get much worse, can they?
And make it your motto to spread around the world:
Ignorance is NOT, contrary to popular belief, bliss.
-Credits to EG for that btw.
Oh and @EG - I have earned it NOW. And frankly, so have you.
*Watches as the world bows to welcome us*
EG: Yes. You might contradict that by saying you're happy, hence ignorance IS bliss, but we all know how true that is. Deep down you're crying. There's a void of knowledge anything else can't fill.
Look, the poor guy is so overwhelmed with gratitude and self-realization, he can't bring himself to type a comment.
Don't worry, D. Message received :)
I should probably add a references list:
The phrase that he misused was That's what she said.
If you don't know what that means, check urban dictionary.
Also, the whole convo is a spoof of another one by this really awesome guy called Mikey jamjam.
LEGENDARY answers on Y!Answers.
Here's one :
*check it, you will NOT regret. I promise*
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjRICaqB1lm3k6YZ30aqDG7ty6IX;_ylv=3
or this one
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao80T4xCmbaCFYk55u2OR3rty6IX;_ylv=3
So yeah...
That was F-U-N :D
Apart from that, not much to write about. :|
Exams round the corner :(
Although I did get hooked on to fangirling. :P
I didn't know about this site, fanfiction.net, because of this huge gigantic rock I was living under. -.-
So anyway, I checked it out and spent the better part of a day on it.
And realized that there're others like me!
*like a voice from the heavens, screaming "You're not alone!!" :P
'Cuz I've got TONS of fandom written out, waiting to be posted. And edited. A lot. A lot a lot a lot.
So, more on that after the exams.
Till I post again,
A