I went outside to find the neighborhood kids marveling over something in our side yard...
Kids: "It's just... feathers. There's NO BIRD. Where's the bird?"
EGG: "Travis did that. Y'all better watch out or you'll be next."
I need some crime scene # tents.
I feel extra bad about this one because when I arrived home from petsmart I noticed a buncha doves squawking on the neighbor's roof. Dammit, Travis.