AARGH! Raaant of raaaampaaageeee!

[evile_palmtree]

MY SKORT! It's....WHITE! Only PANSIES wear white! I've tried inking it...Spilling all sorts of things on it....Redying it...EVERYTHING! It. Won't. Go. Back. To. BLACK! ...Bleh! When I get my hands on her

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[ipwnturtles]

Why don't you just buy a new one? *snickers* You might look good in pink.

[evile_palmtree]

Pink? PINK?! WELL LOOK WHO'S BROTHER WENT THROUGH THE "look at me! I'm a gay girly guy!" PHASE!

[ipwnturtles]

Who? You? Because, you know, I'm not wearing anything pink so it couldn't possibly be me.

[evile_palmtree]

NO! You're brother. And I'm NOT wearing pink, shorty. Yes. SHORTY. Now go drink your milk, midget boy.

[ipwnturtles]

Oh, I could care less about what the dipshit does. *snorts* And I know you're not wearing pink. I do have eyes. There's nothing wrong with being short, either~

[evile_palmtree]

You won't have eyes in a couple of minutes, freak....

[ipwnturtles]

What was that, bigger freak~?

[evile_palmtree]

Yes. I am bigger than you. But you're a bigger freak than me. The only thing you'll ever be bigger than...

[ipwnturtles]

Right... At least I'm not the one wearing something that closely resembles a skirt~

[evile_palmtree]

SKORT! NOT SKIRT!

[ipwnturtles]

...Skirt wearer.

[evile_palmtree]

Midget freak.

[ipwnturtles]

Did your mother dress you this morning?

[evile_palmtree]

No. And clearly yours doesn't because your fashion sense doesn't exist. Go to your much trendier brother for advice.

[ipwnturtles]

*snorts; laughs* Why the hell would I go to him? He's about as trendy as roadkill.

[evile_palmtree]

Roadkill is the new red.