stole from friend
Wanted! One (or maybe two, jk!) single, attractive males that possess the following qualities: Honesty, sincerety, a sense of humor, are trustworthy, loyal, loving, considerate, kind, love children and animals. Must be taller than and older than I. Needs to be able to deal with moodiness, because a girl who doesn't get moody is a fantasy, not a reality. Must think I am beautiful at all times, and only have eyes for me. Has no desire to be with any woman other than myself. Will cook me dinner, rub my back, and take naps with me, and I will do the same in turn. Will surprise me with weekends away, flowers, teddy bears and meaningful small treats, and will let me spoil them the same. Will show up at my work because I'm having a bad day, will let me vent when I'm mad, and will kiss my tears away when I am sad.
Mr. Right Now need not apply.
Mr. Right Now need not apply.