Scarborough redux

Oct 04, 2009 22:29

So I whizzed on the electric fence and in a blaze of fire and sparks, I quickly found myself in hell. The chosen form of course is exile in Scarborough......

For those who don't know. Scarborough is a 'burb of Toronto, north and east. You can drive around humming Rush's Subdivisions as you go through areas of identical townhouses. It's kinda like Burmingham UK, if you superimposed India, Hong Kong and China on top. What this creates, is an area where THE WORST DRIVERS IN THE WORLD are concentrated. Every day, as before I venture out, I check the armour plating, the roo-bars and fill up the caltrop tank. All of these are needed to get provisions at the T&T. I live the Road Warrior, only in the Outback of Ontario. It is just as much a wasteland as it is... cold. So very very cold.
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