Got Life?

Nov 11, 2002 22:28

Another week has gone by. You can tell when someone has no life when they start stating the obvious. Anyways I need to get with Jay, so we can plan a night to get drunk and talk about the past like he said, because dam it that was fun. Oh, and Emily I ain't pissed at you, I had to be a dick, it my god given right or satan given right which ever way you prefer.

I wonder what ever one is doing. Apparently doing something better than I am doing. All I do is sit at home and ponder. Ponder how life could be better. Here is what I have come up with.

1) America as a country should stay the hell out of everyone else's problems, because we have to many of our own to deal with but yet we seem to get ourselves in other people's shit first before we can even fix are own.

2) Girls, chicks, hos, whatever you want to call them need to stop judging guys by there last boyfriends.

3) Same thing with guys, guys need to stop judging girls by there last one.

4) This one comes from a little help from Jay, Jimmy and myself, do not date any girls that are from Marion Oaks and or white and puerto-rican because the cause to much drama. (and no Emily I ain't talking about Melissa)

5) Dunkin Donuts should have its own holiday where people should get free donuts that because Dunkin Donuts is the shit.

6) Girls should not take stupid quizzes in magazines to see if they are greedy, nice, naughty, etc... Cause the dam magazines are fucking gay.

7) All boy and girl pop bands should die a horrible painful death, because it is destroying the youth of America by making them a drone of major corporations.

8) Never and I repeat, never ever become a nice guy/girl, because people will use you and abuse you until you realize it and it is to late, remember it is a dog eat dog world so take no prisoners.

"I just saw the gayest guy on Earth" CKY
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