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On the twelfth day of Christmas, evildick sent to me...
Twelve emotional_wrecks drumming
Eleven celestial_embers piping
Ten anatol_1s a-leaping
Nine _bang__bangs dancing
Eight violet_rains a-milking
Seven tawneelynnes a-swimming
Six missqueencunts a-laying
Five di-i-i-igigasms
Four sexy_genevieves
Three _onnie_s
Two jerasues
...and a LiveJournal meme in a pear tree.