Hah... Yeah, read this if ya want to :P
Haha, stole this from Di's journal. xD I'm bored as shit and need something to take up time.. >.>
After this I'm gonna go get some food. Rotfl. What?!?! I'm hungry :P
1. Your REAL Name: Bob.. (Rotfl no, it's Cassandra)
2. What friends call you: Cassandra, Cass, (sofia calls me Cassius... god knows why), a few people call me JC..rotfl.
3. What your (ex) boy/girl friend calls you: Uh, irl, they don't say shit, expecially not me .. cept maybe a bitch. Cuz if they were to say shit to me I would crush them like a bug :)
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Rotfl.. Uh.. I wanted to be Clover.. godknows why I wanted that name.
What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Uh.. Probably Bob.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Uh... Slowpoke o.0
b. goose: I would name it.. WTF? Where the hel did you come from?!?!
c. pirate: why the fuck would I have a pirate as a pet?
d. a hot boy: As a pet? LOL Uh.. I plead the 5th ;)
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Lifehouse - Only one (That's a current song that describes me xD) But yeah.. I dunno
8. What would you name your kids?: Boys: Benji, Josh, and Aidan.
Girls: Kaitlyn, Natilyah.
9. What would you name a ship you built?: I wouldn't build a fuckin' ship.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: The day Bob went to the store.
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: I threw up on my principle once. xD
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Hahahaha.. well this one ti-... NO! -.-
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Rotfl Yes. xD
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Nope, I ran into a pole instead :)
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nope.
16. Nearly drowned?: Yup.. and then this hot lifeguard saved me *drools*
17. Passed out?: yup
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: Yep.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yep.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Yep
21. Caught people having sex?: Yep
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: Uh..no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: Yup.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: Nope
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yeah.
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... that I was dead :) It was a great dream.
27. I'm only racist towards... I'm not racist. I just hate stupid fuckers.
28. I don't even know why I'm... Alive.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... No one you idiotic fool.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... tell someone they are ugly.
31.If i had six bucks i'd buy... o.o;;;; UH.. gee..I dunno.. Slurpees xD
32. It's hot. I should take off my... Clothes. (All of em babe ;) )
33. It's always more fun if you... Get drunk.
34. You can't eat steak without... Worshestersire sauce (SP?)
35. You better shut up before I... Crush you're fucking stupid ass -.-
36. Just put it in my... Depends on what "it" is ;)
37. I really like you and everything... so let's fuck! Rotflmao! Kidding.
38. I'm not who you think I am. >.>
39. Dude! Where's my... Dildo! (jk)
Part Four - What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Kick him in his dirty old balls, make a scene, then rip him a new asshole.
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: Run up to them, kick their asses and run them over a few times with my almost stolen car :)
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Hope one of them is deadly and bites me.. resulting in quick death.
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: Look over at the teacher with a look of disgust.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: Kick their fucking ass screaming "What the fuck?!?!?! You fucking idiot, why the fuck didn't you tell me?" And then make sure they can never have babies again. :)
45. A genie lets you have three wishes?: Uh...wish?
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Legal: Weed. Illegal: Stupid Fuckers.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Say that it'd be 10,000 bucks (Stupid people like her would fall for it) and then laugh my ass off and yell how much of stupid slutty whore she is when she leaves me with the money.
48. You had a time machine?: Change my past and kill the guy that invented nuclear weapons.. as well as all of george bush's family as well as Sadaams.. And meet some people that are gonna become famous, become good friends with em.. so that I know em all when they become famous, :D
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Talk about random shit.
Part Five- Would you rather...
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: Aids.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: Future
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Really skinny.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: A forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Drama.
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Christmas
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan? Afghanistan
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Snow board
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: Ninja
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: the cowardly dog
63. Driver: Chouffer
64. Yoga: Uh.... soul
65. Bakery: Bread
66. Roach: Motel
67. Mushroom: fungus
68. Sprung: Spring
69. Exotic: sexy
70. Pythagorean: Thereom
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words.
(example: G M S = Give Me Steak)
a. S O L R A C: Some old ladies raped adam's children
b. D A N G E R: Dick and Niana gave enough rags
c. C H I N A: Cocksucking hoes indeed need assholes.
d. R P G: Role playing Games >.>
yeah... those were stupid... moving on now...
72. What is your definition of love?: Dunno :o
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: Personality, humor, eyes.
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form. What the..?
76. Were you too scared to do it?: o.0
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Most of the world.
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: Kelli wingding
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Queen.
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Bryan, Brad, Bob >.>
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: *shrugs* u.u
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: o.o; baby toe
Part Eight - What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": Rotfl, I agree.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": I'll fucking kill you! The simpsons rock!
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": Fuck no
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": Lol, >.>
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": Well, it's the answer to some :P
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": I would hope they would have to go to college........ I wouldn't want some fucker high school student doing braing surgery on me.
89. "Music is stupid.": Music is what keeps me alive.
90. "Your car sucks.": I don't have a car, dumbass.
After this I'm gonna go get some food. Rotfl. What?!?! I'm hungry :P
1. Your REAL Name: Bob.. (Rotfl no, it's Cassandra)
2. What friends call you: Cassandra, Cass, (sofia calls me Cassius... god knows why), a few people call me JC..rotfl.
3. What your (ex) boy/girl friend calls you: Uh, irl, they don't say shit, expecially not me .. cept maybe a bitch. Cuz if they were to say shit to me I would crush them like a bug :)
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Rotfl.. Uh.. I wanted to be Clover.. godknows why I wanted that name.
What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Uh.. Probably Bob.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Uh... Slowpoke o.0
b. goose: I would name it.. WTF? Where the hel did you come from?!?!
c. pirate: why the fuck would I have a pirate as a pet?
d. a hot boy: As a pet? LOL Uh.. I plead the 5th ;)
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Lifehouse - Only one (That's a current song that describes me xD) But yeah.. I dunno
8. What would you name your kids?: Boys: Benji, Josh, and Aidan.
Girls: Kaitlyn, Natilyah.
9. What would you name a ship you built?: I wouldn't build a fuckin' ship.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: The day Bob went to the store.
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: I threw up on my principle once. xD
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Hahahaha.. well this one ti-... NO! -.-
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Rotfl Yes. xD
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Nope, I ran into a pole instead :)
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nope.
16. Nearly drowned?: Yup.. and then this hot lifeguard saved me *drools*
17. Passed out?: yup
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: Yep.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yep.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Yep
21. Caught people having sex?: Yep
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: Uh..no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: Yup.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: Nope
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yeah.
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... that I was dead :) It was a great dream.
27. I'm only racist towards... I'm not racist. I just hate stupid fuckers.
28. I don't even know why I'm... Alive.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... No one you idiotic fool.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... tell someone they are ugly.
31.If i had six bucks i'd buy... o.o;;;; UH.. gee..I dunno.. Slurpees xD
32. It's hot. I should take off my... Clothes. (All of em babe ;) )
33. It's always more fun if you... Get drunk.
34. You can't eat steak without... Worshestersire sauce (SP?)
35. You better shut up before I... Crush you're fucking stupid ass -.-
36. Just put it in my... Depends on what "it" is ;)
37. I really like you and everything... so let's fuck! Rotflmao! Kidding.
38. I'm not who you think I am. >.>
39. Dude! Where's my... Dildo! (jk)
Part Four - What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Kick him in his dirty old balls, make a scene, then rip him a new asshole.
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: Run up to them, kick their asses and run them over a few times with my almost stolen car :)
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Hope one of them is deadly and bites me.. resulting in quick death.
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: Look over at the teacher with a look of disgust.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: Kick their fucking ass screaming "What the fuck?!?!?! You fucking idiot, why the fuck didn't you tell me?" And then make sure they can never have babies again. :)
45. A genie lets you have three wishes?: Uh...wish?
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Legal: Weed. Illegal: Stupid Fuckers.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Say that it'd be 10,000 bucks (Stupid people like her would fall for it) and then laugh my ass off and yell how much of stupid slutty whore she is when she leaves me with the money.
48. You had a time machine?: Change my past and kill the guy that invented nuclear weapons.. as well as all of george bush's family as well as Sadaams.. And meet some people that are gonna become famous, become good friends with em.. so that I know em all when they become famous, :D
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Talk about random shit.
Part Five- Would you rather...
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: Aids.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: Future
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Really skinny.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: A forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Drama.
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Christmas
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan? Afghanistan
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Snow board
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: Ninja
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: the cowardly dog
63. Driver: Chouffer
64. Yoga: Uh.... soul
65. Bakery: Bread
66. Roach: Motel
67. Mushroom: fungus
68. Sprung: Spring
69. Exotic: sexy
70. Pythagorean: Thereom
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words.
(example: G M S = Give Me Steak)
a. S O L R A C: Some old ladies raped adam's children
b. D A N G E R: Dick and Niana gave enough rags
c. C H I N A: Cocksucking hoes indeed need assholes.
d. R P G: Role playing Games >.>
yeah... those were stupid... moving on now...
72. What is your definition of love?: Dunno :o
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: Personality, humor, eyes.
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form. What the..?
76. Were you too scared to do it?: o.0
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Most of the world.
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: Kelli wingding
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Queen.
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Bryan, Brad, Bob >.>
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: *shrugs* u.u
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: o.o; baby toe
Part Eight - What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": Rotfl, I agree.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": I'll fucking kill you! The simpsons rock!
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": Fuck no
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": Lol, >.>
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": Well, it's the answer to some :P
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": I would hope they would have to go to college........ I wouldn't want some fucker high school student doing braing surgery on me.
89. "Music is stupid.": Music is what keeps me alive.
90. "Your car sucks.": I don't have a car, dumbass.