Jackass Comments of the Weekend

[evildave]

"I can't believe we lost in the ping pong tournament to a bunch of FUCKING NERDS! You should have seen how SKINNY their arms were, dude!"
       - A typical patron at The Ballroom on Friday night

"Oh, I know, now! He was in 'Kung Fu - The Legend Continues'!"
       - Some guy leaving Kill Bill, Vol. 2 at the Neptune