If I thought I had a decent shot at it, I'd go one better. I'd save the arsonist for later.
Ten minutes is not nearly enough time to express my displeasure with someone for setting my place and all my stuff on fire.
Post Scriptum: The incredibly awesome part about LJ is that this post appears to be a non-sequitir, but when I go to edit it, it merrily shows me the link to
http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=1603 which is what it was written in response to. Yay LJ!