teehee is all I have to say
Got this in e-mail from a friend of mine.
> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> Unique Up On It.
>
> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
>
> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> They Take The Psycho Path
>
> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
>
> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> Dam!
>
> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
> Polaroids
>
> 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> A Stick.
>
> 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> Nacho Cheese.
>
> 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> Subordinate Clauses.
>
> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> Quatro Sinko.
>
> 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
> Spoiled Milk.
>
> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
> Frostbite.
>
> 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> A Nervous Wreck.
>
> 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
>
> 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> Right Where You Left Him.
>
> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> Because They Have Big Fingers.
>
> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> Because It Scares The Dog.
>
> 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> Sanka.
>
> 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
> The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
>
> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
>
> 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
> A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
>
> 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
> Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Corny, I know. But funny.
Love always,
Jillz
> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> Unique Up On It.
>
> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
>
> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> They Take The Psycho Path
>
> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
>
> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> Dam!
>
> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
> Polaroids
>
> 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> A Stick.
>
> 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> Nacho Cheese.
>
> 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> Subordinate Clauses.
>
> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> Quatro Sinko.
>
> 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
> Spoiled Milk.
>
> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
> Frostbite.
>
> 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> A Nervous Wreck.
>
> 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
>
> 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> Right Where You Left Him.
>
> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> Because They Have Big Fingers.
>
> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> Because It Scares The Dog.
>
> 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> Sanka.
>
> 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
> The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
>
> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
>
> 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
> A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
>
> 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
> Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Corny, I know. But funny.
Love always,
Jillz