Jun 12, 2009 11:46
STATE OF ORIGIN
Reasons Not To Mess With Children....
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a NSW state of origin fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are NSW state of origin fans too. Not really knowing what that is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Janet had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a NSW state of origin fan," she answered. "Well then, asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a QLD state of origin fan," boasts Janet. Surprised there is such a creature, the teacher asks Janet why... "Well, my dad and mum are QLD fans, so I'm a QLD fan as well," she responds. "That's not a reason," the teacher says. "What if your mum was a moron and your dad an idiot? What would you be then?" Janet smiles and says, "then I'd be a NSW state of origin fan."