I Love Mr. Bill!!!
He is the most amazing 6 year old I have ever met. Mr. Bill, for those who don't know, is my friend Steph's son. He's got a mohawk, a very active imagination and is willing to open his mouth and share everything. (and I do mean everything) Also, he sings a mean version of Apple Bottom Jeans. If you ever hear me talk and I say the words "Fucking Starlings!", that totally came from Mr. Bill. Why we call him Mr. Bill I am not sure, we just do. It might have something to do with the fact that he is named after actor William Holden.
Now that, that you have some background about Mr. Bill, I have one more thing that you need to know. We have a candle store in Wyandottte, Two-Women-N-Wax, that makes some awesome smelling and creatively named candles. Monkey Farts, which is a combination of flavors but heavy on the banana, is one of these said candles. Bill's Granny recently bought one of these candles.
Steph and Bill were outside and Granny had the candle burning. The candle is so strongly scented that they could smell it outside. So as they go in Mr. Bill announces "Granny we could smell your Farts all the way outside."
Sorry, a long way to go round for a story but, well worth it for me. He is one hell of a kid and I hope that I have one as good as him someday.
Now that, that you have some background about Mr. Bill, I have one more thing that you need to know. We have a candle store in Wyandottte, Two-Women-N-Wax, that makes some awesome smelling and creatively named candles. Monkey Farts, which is a combination of flavors but heavy on the banana, is one of these said candles. Bill's Granny recently bought one of these candles.
Steph and Bill were outside and Granny had the candle burning. The candle is so strongly scented that they could smell it outside. So as they go in Mr. Bill announces "Granny we could smell your Farts all the way outside."
Sorry, a long way to go round for a story but, well worth it for me. He is one hell of a kid and I hope that I have one as good as him someday.