And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
This month I've woken up on the couches of Kalamazoo, Detroit and Chicago; I've woken up on the ground, next to a stranger in the deep woods of Canada; I've woken up in Japanese country sides, in Tokyo, on bullet trains and international planes
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I have always known that Jessica is far more attractive then me. I learned pretty quickly that if I were to get upset or jelous in anyway after everytime another man gawked at or hit on Jessica that I would go crazy. I would lose the trust that she so rithtfully deserves over the fact that she is attractive. I would have probably been put in jail for assault if I hadn't come to the conclusion that her being much more attractive than me, and still being with me, must say something positive about me. When Mr. whoever is wondering why she chose me, I am looking back at his lust filled eyes saying to myself; "If he only knew that not only is she physically attracted to me and I to her, but she has a beautiful personality and a brillient sense of humor. And you mister erection pants should be insanely jealous that she chose me, and we are unimaginably happy. She is my wife and I am proud to be with her and am grateful that you have noticed and reassured my doubts." I once told a friend at Wayside that she is "my only link to coolness". I also know that she is the focal point of my happiness. These emotions cannot be rushed cousin. Be patient and yourself and your supermodel will fall deeply in love with you someday.
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