What a good dog!
I have had my dog for three months and two days. These are the things he has eaten in that time:
- Dental floss
- Cat shit
- My address book
- Numerous stuffed animals
- A toothbrush
- Vitamins
- A plastic Simpsons collectible figurine
- Pooper scooper
- My mother’s brand-new leather sandals
- Ink pens
- More cat shit
- My super-cute James Dean purse (that Niccole gave me as a bridesmaid gift)
- Paperback novel
- His own vomit
- Rope