Thanks. I've been practicing.evilbakshiJuly 29 2002, 07:49:51 UTC
I am in need of an assistant/apprentice. Hecubus's working relationship with me has become... complicated, so I feel it would be best for him to stick to... other areas of expertise.
AS SUCH.
YOU ARE NOW MY HEIR, APPRENTICE, and CHILD PRODIGY. You will learn the ways of EVIL, and the ways by which you can corrupt your contemporaries' works through disturbing animation!
Re: Excellent.evilbakshiJuly 29 2002, 08:41:02 UTC
*flips forward to the Moria Gate sequence*
Note here how Gandalf, instead of trying to figure out the puzzle of the gate, randomly yells "PEDRO!" at a high decibal rate? The phrase chosen adds to the confusion of the viewer. Now, pay close attention to Legolas and Gimli. Notice how after Legolas's calm, reasoned statement about how all you had to do was say 'friend' and enter, Gimli's hyperemotional outburst disrupts the scene completely? It's those loud outbursts that give this scene it's confusing, absurd aura. That, and the fact that Gimli yelled "THOSE WERE HAPPIER TIMES!!"
Re: Excellent.evilbakshiJuly 29 2002, 09:59:26 UTC
*cues up Legolas introductory sequence*
Now, this is a significant development in the misreading of Legolas and Aragorn's chracters. Notice here, that when Legolas enters the sequence, both he and Aragorn basically forget the world around them and prance up to each other, and then engage in a glompdance. This both confuses the viewer because of the sudden onset of slash, and disturbs them greatly due to the scene's drippy, happy-goo-filled nature. Also notice that right after the aforementioned character's happydance, Frodo points out to Sam that Legolas is indeed an elf. Frodo then begins a totally random shuddering fit, while Sam stands and blubbers for no reason. The hobbits in this scene, especially Sam, practice extremely confusing and character-derogatory behaviour. I consider this scene one of my masterpeices in the process of corrupting Tolkien's work.
*sniff* I'm so proud.evilbakshiJuly 29 2002, 10:34:45 UTC
*sighs proudly*
She even got the inflection right.
*ahem*
*tele-grabs Ruby Bolger from wherever she is*
Next, you will learn how to turn people into various foodstuffs. A good example of this is Ruby Bolger here. Ruby, could you demonstrate your were-pudding abilitites to my young apprentice?
;3 *summons her pudding cup and zooms around* *hops out* *does a jiggly pudding dance* *scoots up to random Bakshidrone thing* *taunts it* *is eaten, chokes it, etc* Whee. *causes havoc*
-punches and kicks blindly-
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Now. I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you here, hmm?
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AS SUCH.
YOU ARE NOW MY HEIR, APPRENTICE, and CHILD PRODIGY. You will learn the ways of EVIL, and the ways by which you can corrupt your contemporaries' works through disturbing animation!
YOU WILL BE MY GREATEST SERVANT!!
*cough*
So, uh... what do you think?
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...Okay. o.o Do I get to visit my wraithfamily whenever I want?
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Try teleporting to them right now. Just think really hard about the place where they are, and you'll appear there.
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-does as she was told-
-disappears-
-reappears a few minutes later- o.o That's useful.
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NOW!
We will begin your training.
*pulls out a copy of the animated LOTR*
Feel free to pull some popcorn into existance.
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-sits and looks cute for the time being-
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Note here how Gandalf, instead of trying to figure out the puzzle of the gate, randomly yells "PEDRO!" at a high decibal rate? The phrase chosen adds to the confusion of the viewer. Now, pay close attention to Legolas and Gimli. Notice how after Legolas's calm, reasoned statement about how all you had to do was say 'friend' and enter, Gimli's hyperemotional outburst disrupts the scene completely? It's those loud outbursts that give this scene it's confusing, absurd aura. That, and the fact that Gimli yelled "THOSE WERE HAPPIER TIMES!!"
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Very clever indeed! -takes notes-
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Now, this is a significant development in the misreading of Legolas and Aragorn's chracters. Notice here, that when Legolas enters the sequence, both he and Aragorn basically forget the world around them and prance up to each other, and then engage in a glompdance. This both confuses the viewer because of the sudden onset of slash, and disturbs them greatly due to the scene's drippy, happy-goo-filled nature. Also notice that right after the aforementioned character's happydance, Frodo points out to Sam that Legolas is indeed an elf. Frodo then begins a totally random shuddering fit, while Sam stands and blubbers for no reason. The hobbits in this scene, especially Sam, practice extremely confusing and character-derogatory behaviour. I consider this scene one of my masterpeices in the process of corrupting Tolkien's work.
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The word 'corrupted' doesn't do this justice. It's too brilliantly evil EVIL.
....-cute look- -scribbles something on notepad-
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She even got the inflection right.
*ahem*
*tele-grabs Ruby Bolger from wherever she is*
Next, you will learn how to turn people into various foodstuffs. A good example of this is Ruby Bolger here. Ruby, could you demonstrate your were-pudding abilitites to my young apprentice?
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;3 *summons her pudding cup and zooms around* *hops out* *does a jiggly pudding dance* *scoots up to random Bakshidrone thing* *taunts it* *is eaten, chokes it, etc* Whee. *causes havoc*
*goes hobbit* Riight. Am I done now?
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*teleports Ruby back to whatever she was doing*
Now, my young apprentice, you try.
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