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May 05, 2002 02:34

I was sneezed on by my (former?) servant of the Dark Side.

I have contracted the animated form of my modified virus. It, however, has freed me from the confines of that other, sniveling, incoherent body.

...Fucking Rose Cotton and her directorial masterings.

Wait...

My voice is high pitched and... incredibly EVIL!!!!

My body is so cute it disturbs!

EXCELLENT!! AN EVIL BODY TO WREAK HAVOC WITH!!!

*sucks up a tree, hacks loudly for two or three minutes, then spits it out as an animated fireball*

...Most excellent. Off to raise an EVIL army.
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