Doctor Who Ficlet: You Only Had to Ask
I wrote this in response to a couple of comments over at best_enemies ' Edward Brayshaw Birthday Celebration post. Cleaned up some typos and sentences after posting there.. Valeyard/War Chief (as an incarnation of the Master). PG-13, I guess.
"Your evil laugh needs work," the War Chief said as he sashayed up behind the Valeyard.
The Valeyard spun around. "You! How did you get here?"
"The same way I get everywhere. With style, class and sophistication," the War Chief responded as he ran his long-fingered hand down his chest to rest on his Toyota-emblem necklace. "But, my dear. White piping? Really?" He sucked his teeth. "Then again, it would be a difficult thing for you to upstage my future self's black velvet. Tell me, how did you stop yourself from running your hands all over it?"
"The same way I always do," the Valeyard spat in partial mimicry. "With no difficulty."
"Oh come now, my love. You're hands couldn't wait to peel that very same fabric off of my body on our wedding night."
"I've always been a very tactile person," the Valeyard said forcefully. Or rather, attempted to say forcefully. The stammer ruined the effect somewhat.
"I would be jealous if I didn't know that wasn't true," the War Chief seductively spun out. "Now that you've vanquished that goody-two-shoes and my pathetically besotted-but-tongue-tied successor, would you like to try for a repeat of our honeymoon festivities?" The War Chief ran a teasing finger along the Valeyard's cheek. "I think I can even promise skyrockets, now that we're matched evil for evil."
The Valeyard considered the War Chief's offer. It had been centuries since...well, since he'd gotten any action --- being evil was a full-time job --- but even longer since he'd gotten his rocks off with the Master, or the War Chief, or whatever it was that his ex was calling himself these days. "I think that might be an acceptable entertainment. But tell me, why didn't you make that offer to me back when we met the first time?"
"You only had to ask," the Master-War Chief-Whatever He Was Calling Himself These Days purred.
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"Your evil laugh needs work," the War Chief said as he sashayed up behind the Valeyard.
The Valeyard spun around. "You! How did you get here?"
"The same way I get everywhere. With style, class and sophistication," the War Chief responded as he ran his long-fingered hand down his chest to rest on his Toyota-emblem necklace. "But, my dear. White piping? Really?" He sucked his teeth. "Then again, it would be a difficult thing for you to upstage my future self's black velvet. Tell me, how did you stop yourself from running your hands all over it?"
"The same way I always do," the Valeyard spat in partial mimicry. "With no difficulty."
"Oh come now, my love. You're hands couldn't wait to peel that very same fabric off of my body on our wedding night."
"I've always been a very tactile person," the Valeyard said forcefully. Or rather, attempted to say forcefully. The stammer ruined the effect somewhat.
"I would be jealous if I didn't know that wasn't true," the War Chief seductively spun out. "Now that you've vanquished that goody-two-shoes and my pathetically besotted-but-tongue-tied successor, would you like to try for a repeat of our honeymoon festivities?" The War Chief ran a teasing finger along the Valeyard's cheek. "I think I can even promise skyrockets, now that we're matched evil for evil."
The Valeyard considered the War Chief's offer. It had been centuries since...well, since he'd gotten any action --- being evil was a full-time job --- but even longer since he'd gotten his rocks off with the Master, or the War Chief, or whatever it was that his ex was calling himself these days. "I think that might be an acceptable entertainment. But tell me, why didn't you make that offer to me back when we met the first time?"
"You only had to ask," the Master-War Chief-Whatever He Was Calling Himself These Days purred.
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