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[evilandi]

I'm fairly convinced now I can have a conversation with anything that does not have a voice, and it's mildly interesting. Or, I've gone crazy.

::ankle hurts::
Me: Whaaaat?
Ankle: OW! Let's not do this today.
Me: What, walking?
Ankle: Well... I don't feel like working.
Me: C'mon, we're going to the bus.
Ankle: NOOOoooo.
::gets things, heads upstairs::
Ankle: nnnnnnnooOOOOOOO.
Me: Crap, there's the bus, we can catch it if we run.
Ankle: NO. I don't wanna.
Me: C'mon, we gotta get the bus!
Ankle: ....
::bus is misssed, head back into the apartment::
Me: Would you like an Ace bandage?
Ankle: No. I wanna stay home. Stay home and watch TV.
::wraps ankle up::
Ankle: NOOo- Oh, well, that feels pretty good.
Me: ...
Ankle: Okay, let's go.
Me: ...
::gets car keys::