10/27/2006's Good Deed
Are you tired of drama?
Are you tired of feeling like you did something wrong but you didn't?
Are you tired of feeling like suicide is the only thing that would make people who are supposed to care about feel happy?
Well, then, folks you need to IGNORE EVERYONE else outside of your true inner circle of awesomeness!
Yes, that's right!
The world is a crazy crowded place with billions of folks that just want to cause you nothing but CONFUSION! They want to drag you down to their little bad place where things suck and every problem that the world might unveil at their feet is ONLY EXCLUSIVE TO THEM! Share the same fate as them? Well it doesn't matter, because they only care about their woes and problems! They don't want to make you happy, they just want you to be there for the good times that YOU can provide THEM! Remember, if none of us were selfish, WE'D all be giving blowjobs! Do you want to suck a dick? I don't!
How do you deal with this issue?
EASILY!
Play video games, hang out with cooler people, eat yummy food, drink yummy drinks, read comic books, watch movies, listen to music, and do some creative stuff! Yes, that's correct, you go on living your life for YOU!WOOOO! It's a new concept, I'm sure, but just like everyone around you is being pretty selfish, well fucking GO BE selfish as well!
Oh yeah, and be self reliant! That's even more important than being selfish.
When life gives you lemon's, say THANK YOU! NOW I HAVE SOME FUCKING LEMONS!
If you're smart enough, you can even make some new brand citrus cleaner out of those lemons and make MILLIONS on the infomercial circuit!
You too can make the fruits become the fruits of your labor!
Oh, and another thing...
Chinese people outnumber most of the world but they still aren't trying to take it over. Humility and modesty go a long way!
So does my dick!
Thank you,
Rene
Are you tired of feeling like you did something wrong but you didn't?
Are you tired of feeling like suicide is the only thing that would make people who are supposed to care about feel happy?
Well, then, folks you need to IGNORE EVERYONE else outside of your true inner circle of awesomeness!
Yes, that's right!
The world is a crazy crowded place with billions of folks that just want to cause you nothing but CONFUSION! They want to drag you down to their little bad place where things suck and every problem that the world might unveil at their feet is ONLY EXCLUSIVE TO THEM! Share the same fate as them? Well it doesn't matter, because they only care about their woes and problems! They don't want to make you happy, they just want you to be there for the good times that YOU can provide THEM! Remember, if none of us were selfish, WE'D all be giving blowjobs! Do you want to suck a dick? I don't!
How do you deal with this issue?
EASILY!
Play video games, hang out with cooler people, eat yummy food, drink yummy drinks, read comic books, watch movies, listen to music, and do some creative stuff! Yes, that's correct, you go on living your life for YOU!WOOOO! It's a new concept, I'm sure, but just like everyone around you is being pretty selfish, well fucking GO BE selfish as well!
Oh yeah, and be self reliant! That's even more important than being selfish.
When life gives you lemon's, say THANK YOU! NOW I HAVE SOME FUCKING LEMONS!
If you're smart enough, you can even make some new brand citrus cleaner out of those lemons and make MILLIONS on the infomercial circuit!
You too can make the fruits become the fruits of your labor!
Oh, and another thing...
Chinese people outnumber most of the world but they still aren't trying to take it over. Humility and modesty go a long way!
So does my dick!
Thank you,
Rene