*cries* What is wrong with me???!!!
Well, so far today, I have laughed so hard I almost threw up--three times! I am insanely happy,and it is scaring me! It's supposed to be the PMS-ing time!! What caused it?? The 6 chocolate chip cookies I had? The slash ficcies I was reading while making the cookies??
I was stirring some cooking lemon pudding on the stove, and, since I was occupied, I asked Mom to fill up my pop (I keep my pop in one of those 24 ounce bottles cause I spill things easily). I repeated myself several times and wondered why I got a strange look. Mom stared, then said, "You want me to feel your pocket?" 0.0 Ahhhhhh!! Well, that set me off on a laughing fit--still is! Then Mom called me a loony berg as I was taking a sip of the filled pop (she accidently said berg instead of bird). I had to make a mad dash for the sink as I dribbled pop out of my mouth and almost threw up.
The next hour I was still giggling (hey, I giggle when I am happy and hyper!!) Dinner time...Mom mentioned how wierd I was and how she was enjoying the wierdness instead of my normal pissy-ness. I giggled and we bowed our heads for the dinner prayer. (silent type prayer..I only do it to humor Mom.) The feel your pockets thing came back into my head...I held my breath..then I had to breathe = huge intake of air. Mom glanced up at me to see if I was alright; the giggles were back, silent ones this time that hurt. Dad has bad hearing so I don't think he even knew I was painfully laughing until he raised his head.
(BTW, I don't care if I am boring you!! :P )
Laughing a lot makes my eyes water and my nose run, so I was constantly wiping my eyes trying to dry them through dinner. And, I am a snot snorter--hopefully that is self explanitory...Well, I wasn't expecting to be that loud with my snorting, but I couldn't breathe. Dad heard it and looked at me sharply and I choked on what I was eating and had to leave the kitchen cause Mom and Dad were staring at me like I had lost my mind! I have, but that is beside the point. My eyes were still watering when I returned to the table. Wordlessly, Dad got up and set a box of kleenix next to me. Damn him! THAT set me off again. I gave up on dinner after that.
cat is begging to go outside now, gotta go get her leash--she is as crazy as I am :P
I was stirring some cooking lemon pudding on the stove, and, since I was occupied, I asked Mom to fill up my pop (I keep my pop in one of those 24 ounce bottles cause I spill things easily). I repeated myself several times and wondered why I got a strange look. Mom stared, then said, "You want me to feel your pocket?" 0.0 Ahhhhhh!! Well, that set me off on a laughing fit--still is! Then Mom called me a loony berg as I was taking a sip of the filled pop (she accidently said berg instead of bird). I had to make a mad dash for the sink as I dribbled pop out of my mouth and almost threw up.
The next hour I was still giggling (hey, I giggle when I am happy and hyper!!) Dinner time...Mom mentioned how wierd I was and how she was enjoying the wierdness instead of my normal pissy-ness. I giggled and we bowed our heads for the dinner prayer. (silent type prayer..I only do it to humor Mom.) The feel your pockets thing came back into my head...I held my breath..then I had to breathe = huge intake of air. Mom glanced up at me to see if I was alright; the giggles were back, silent ones this time that hurt. Dad has bad hearing so I don't think he even knew I was painfully laughing until he raised his head.
(BTW, I don't care if I am boring you!! :P )
Laughing a lot makes my eyes water and my nose run, so I was constantly wiping my eyes trying to dry them through dinner. And, I am a snot snorter--hopefully that is self explanitory...Well, I wasn't expecting to be that loud with my snorting, but I couldn't breathe. Dad heard it and looked at me sharply and I choked on what I was eating and had to leave the kitchen cause Mom and Dad were staring at me like I had lost my mind! I have, but that is beside the point. My eyes were still watering when I returned to the table. Wordlessly, Dad got up and set a box of kleenix next to me. Damn him! THAT set me off again. I gave up on dinner after that.
cat is begging to go outside now, gotta go get her leash--she is as crazy as I am :P