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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I gave majesticshorti a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I punched embrace_my_hell in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped crayon hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-964 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
evil_vix