HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? A WARNING TO THE PUBLIC!
This man has been locked in his room for the last weekend and cannot be peeled off of his bed. If you have seen him in the Ottawa area, please do not speak to him or approach him as he could be highly dangerous and carrying a weapon. If you know this man call 911 immediately and notify them of his whereabouts.
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Note to everyone but Pat: Jordan said not to grace live journal with his ugliness, but I thought...I love Pat. I haven't seen him in a while and Jordan and I are on the phone...so we decided...let's put Pat in live journal.