My mother commenting on Sarah Palin's speech at the RNC: "GAG"
Saturday's farmer's market: I showed up like normal, but it was cancelled. BOO. Of course, I'm the retard who forgot about the cancellation, so there's no one to blame!
We had dinner on Saturday @ Bistro Elan in Palo Alto. Fabulous food (their meats are always top) but more importantly, this was EM Jr's first time with a sitter (my good friend, who cannot be thanked enough). The kid survived ... but I found later that he got a diaper cover over a disposable diaper. :) Oh well ... pretty minor!!! She did great at dealing with a fussy baby.
Now my parents know I have a blog. I managed to stall them by being vague about the URL. I think I'll have to go through all my entries to parent-proof 'em once I spill the beans. Not that I think there's much they'd be shocked at, but ... yeah.
A little meme-age
Created by OnePlusYou -
Online Dating Service Never joke about DEMON BABY:
Monday night we took him out. He was behaving so well and I nudged the husband to leave at about 8:30 so EM Jr wouldn't turn into a demon baby - oops. The peacefully sleeping baby woke up at home (right after I pumped, natch) and became DEMON BABY. Screamed his little head off for about an hour straight. Wouldn't take a bottle from the husband, didn't have a wet diaper or gas, wouldn't go to sleep, didn't want to be cuddled, nothing. Eventually, at 10:30, I was able to give him a bottle and cuddle him to sleep. UGH. On the bright side, he slept til 6 AM... :)
The weirdness of
Bacon salt