The rules, if anyone else wants to play:
1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.
CoM gave me Maes Hughes (from Fullmetal Alchemist, Angel (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel), and Sam Axe (from Burn Notice).
Maes, I adore you. You are in my top three favorite FMA characters. You're funny and like knives and you're totally obsessed with your family. So obsessed, I think the only way I could have you is as a one-night fling.
Maes = Shag.
Angel, you're like...a delightful geek, with a really, really dark side. You're dorky and affectionate and often don't get modern references. However, you like the Rat Pack, and you have great historical stories to tell (when you're not whining about eating rats back in the day). Plus, you do have that whole, 'true happiness = you losing your soul" thing going on. That doesn't mean we can't have a fun night before I push you over a cliff.
Hey, look at it this way - you'll probably survive it.
Angel = Cliff.
Which leaves Sam. Sam, you're totally obnoxious. You're on his way to becoming an alcoholic. You're fascinated by women with money - which I'm absolutely not. However, you have the ability to take out bad guys, and be cool while doing it, even in a Hawaiian flowerdy shirt.
Oh. Hey. You and I both have that Hawaiian flowerdy shirt thing going on. Plus, you've got some amazingly cool friends. I'd like to hang with you guys in Miami. Lots.
So, even though I'm sure it'd never, ever work out.
Sam = Marry.
At least it'll be fun while it lasts?
And while I was looking for images to put up here, I found this adorable cosplay of Maes:
How cute is that, anyway?