My Mom is funny
So, I was at Mom's early in the morning. We were reading the paper, and she pulled out a bunch of those horrible little samples of perfume on folded bits of cardstock. She said, "Smell these!"
Because I don't have much of a nose, I muttered, "It all smells like paper, to me." But I did pick up one of them folded bits, and pointed to it. "That is the scariest perfume bottle I've ever seen."
It was for Nicky Minaj's new perfume - I guess it's supposed to be a bust of her, wearing a bustier.
Mom took one look at it, and said, "It looks like Mr. Spock with pink hair."
Because I don't have much of a nose, I muttered, "It all smells like paper, to me." But I did pick up one of them folded bits, and pointed to it. "That is the scariest perfume bottle I've ever seen."
It was for Nicky Minaj's new perfume - I guess it's supposed to be a bust of her, wearing a bustier.
Mom took one look at it, and said, "It looks like Mr. Spock with pink hair."