Happy Birthday to me
So its my birthday.....fuck.....my friends took me out to drink on Sunset. We first went to the Saddle Ranch. It's basically a frat party with a mechanical bull. Fraking bartenders force you to drink. Good thing is they are really fast to serve u. Bad thing drank alot of tequila. Lots of hot superficial chix. Can't complain really. We then went to the Standard lounge through the vip access. (a friend knows the bartender there) Got royally plowed. Saw some second rate tv actors. Gues they couldn't get into the Sky Bar. We then went to the Rainbow Room. I saw and talked to Lemmy (Did I spell that right?) He practically lives there. Then I ran into Nikki Six in the upper floor. That was kinda surreal. I didn't listen to much of Motorhead, but I definitely heard Motley Crue. He did stay sober though. He didn't drink and only hung out. It took fucking forever to get a drink. The bartenders sux there. The bar was like 3 people deep and it took over a half an hour to get a drink. I compensated by slamming 6 rum and cokes (I hate that drink but it was all free so I aint complaining.) It is my birthday. Screw u. heehee. Anyway I be drunk and I met this really fucked up 21 year old metal head named Jessica. She just turned 21 like November 12. So we were talking and I am thinking what the hell is a 21 year old doing as a metalhead. WTF! She wasn't even born when Def Lepard made Hysteria. Man I be getting old! So she gave me her number to call her tomorrow. I gotta find someone thats a little older. Kinda weird talking to someone who like 80's rock that wasn't even born to listen to them live. Fuck! that is my future. Meeting young women who where born during Grunge Rock. Girls that are born on the day Smells like Teen Spirit came out. Fack. Didn't want to drunk dial. I would end up call you guys around 5 am. Well when I get into an interesting LA party I'll call you so I can rip on the idiots there, probably me included! Talk to you guys later.
Oh, I met my suitemates, well some of them. First is Savith, He is Indian born and raised in Arkansas. He is really cool and kinda of a player. Any girls out there that like a good-looking, athletic (works out alot, 6 pack, found my new workout partner) Indian (like New Delhi), intelligent, majoring in aerospace engineering, he's single-ish. Then there is Adam, whos is nice guy from Boca Florida. He produces television shows on campus and is a Communications major. Next is John, who I just met , is majoring in Film and Theatre. He looks exactly like the the friend of Shaun from Shaun of the Dead. You know the big guys who just plays video games with Shaun. He looks exactly like him, with braces. He asked me not to smoke in my room. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR cause the smoke spreads to other rooms and he is "sensitive to smoke". He told me he plays the stereo loud so i can tell him to lower the volume "anytime". I will comply I guess. MAN I MISS LIVING ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He seems nice....but I think he is an unbelievable tool (1st impression) Who knows he might be a really cool. I be drunk. So who knows. There is one more named Tom but he isn't coming until Sunday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NIECE KITIARA!!!!! I called and left a message on Jan 6th. I will call tomorrow!!!!!!
Oh, I met my suitemates, well some of them. First is Savith, He is Indian born and raised in Arkansas. He is really cool and kinda of a player. Any girls out there that like a good-looking, athletic (works out alot, 6 pack, found my new workout partner) Indian (like New Delhi), intelligent, majoring in aerospace engineering, he's single-ish. Then there is Adam, whos is nice guy from Boca Florida. He produces television shows on campus and is a Communications major. Next is John, who I just met , is majoring in Film and Theatre. He looks exactly like the the friend of Shaun from Shaun of the Dead. You know the big guys who just plays video games with Shaun. He looks exactly like him, with braces. He asked me not to smoke in my room. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR cause the smoke spreads to other rooms and he is "sensitive to smoke". He told me he plays the stereo loud so i can tell him to lower the volume "anytime". I will comply I guess. MAN I MISS LIVING ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He seems nice....but I think he is an unbelievable tool (1st impression) Who knows he might be a really cool. I be drunk. So who knows. There is one more named Tom but he isn't coming until Sunday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NIECE KITIARA!!!!! I called and left a message on Jan 6th. I will call tomorrow!!!!!!