Columbus Day- Stupid Americans

Oct 12, 2004 06:28

We live in a country that gives days to retards. You know, if it weren't Christopher Columbus who came to America it just would've been somebody else- some other (possibly drunk) retard, who starts off in ?what-Spain, aiming for India (which looking at a map would be east from Spain) and ending up a fjkadfjaszillion miles away on a completely different continent in the exact opposite direction. You would think that after going like, 6 times the distance he meant to, he would turn around or something- but NO! He was too drunk...Then he sees tan people and is all- oo INDIA--- INDIANS!!! (hopefully he did one of them and got some nasty indian genital warts for his stupidity)

So there- another mistake- Christopher Columbus didn't even FIND America if there were already people there!!!!

*grunts*

Columbus Day is a crock. They should give me my own day for finding the mall- at least it would be a complete journey to the place I intended. O wait- they wouldn't give me my own day unless I meant to go the the mall and ended up in Fuzziville, Maine!

--Katie
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