Men suck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jZ4C3NGwg&search=parody
Okay, so I have a political blog elsewhere that I haven't been updating much lately. And for personal reasons. It's kind of hard to look at the grand sphere of the world when your own sphere is growing so much smaller in terms of a relationship.
Once upon a time there was an interesting doctor living in the wide world who had an interest in me. We chatted and talked and had some fun together. It was rather nice. We had a few things in common, but more than anything he liked a woman with long hair who didn't mind staying at home to take care of...home...things. Which is what I do since I can't exactly work. It was perfect for him.
Now, I tell this nice guy that I don't particuarly like speaking on the phone. It's hard for me to hear him and I have to either ignore part of it or ask repeatedly for him to repeat himself. Very annoying. In fact, my phone BROKE and will no longer ring. This is very true. It bugged my mother, too, who worried when I didn't pick up the reciever when she called to see if I was home. By this time, this fellow was getting a bit on my nerves. I told him I didn't want to talk on the phone that much and he kept insisting that he wanted to hear my 'sexy' voice. Flattering, but still didn't help the fact that I couldn't hear him for shit and I was uncomfortable with it. If I could find my speakerphone or he would have used TeamSpeak like I asked it would be hella easier on me. But no.
Okay, so the ringer is broke on my phone and I get a note from him on MSN. He called. How many times did he call? THIRTY + times he called in ONE DAY. Is anyone else besides me getting a chill at this? It's also kinda well known that I play a couple of MMORPGs and one of them I play with this doctor fellow who's so unbelievably interested in me. If YOU are still interested, keep reading.
On this MMORPG I had another friend who was restarting the game and he asked (whined) to give him equipment for his 2 main jobs to get going again. I sold a lot of my junk, crafted a lot of stuff, and basically went into debt to get him 20million worth of gear. I can live with that. I don't have to like it and a day or two of being a complete duff is fine, I'll get over it eventually. It's just a stupid game. I tell all this that I'm doing to doctor friend above and he goes ballistic. Tells me not to give this friend ANYTHING and to ignore the pleas for help. Then...and here's the kicker..
He tells me to give him my account information. AND the person I outfitted's information.
If anybody reading this plays an MMO you understand why I'm reticent about giving this kind of information away. My character on this particular MMO is worth about 2000 dollars USD on a site like IGE or eBay. I've been a casual player for some years so I've accumulated a lot of really nice additions. It's like asking a neighbor if you can borrow his Porsche to go to New York and pick up some canolis. It's just not something you do lightly.
Anyway, we continue with this doctor lover being /insulted/ that I wouldn't trust him enough with my account information. And later on in the evening actually getting a zinger of a parting shot. I say I'm feeling a little depressed about what happened. Giving this other friend so much stuff and then being told to hand over all I've worked for thru the years. He says that he'd say something, but since I don't trust him he won't.
My brain is sizzling with this. If I don't trust him...a person that I have only just BEGUN to date...a person I don't honestly know that well beyond half stunted conversations that I couldn't hear that well...a person who calls 30 times in ONE day even /after/ I express my annoyance...a person who now sends the occasional note to 'see if I'm okay'...a person who is now permanently blocked on MSN because of last night's zinger.
Yeah. Men suck. Every last one of you bastards. I'm gonna be 39 years old on the 25th of this month and I have YET to meet one that's ready to commit to me out of love instead of what I can give to them. Be it sex or things. I hate you all and I hope every last one of you roasts in hell.
But before you go, could you mow my lawn? Kthx.
Okay, so I have a political blog elsewhere that I haven't been updating much lately. And for personal reasons. It's kind of hard to look at the grand sphere of the world when your own sphere is growing so much smaller in terms of a relationship.
Once upon a time there was an interesting doctor living in the wide world who had an interest in me. We chatted and talked and had some fun together. It was rather nice. We had a few things in common, but more than anything he liked a woman with long hair who didn't mind staying at home to take care of...home...things. Which is what I do since I can't exactly work. It was perfect for him.
Now, I tell this nice guy that I don't particuarly like speaking on the phone. It's hard for me to hear him and I have to either ignore part of it or ask repeatedly for him to repeat himself. Very annoying. In fact, my phone BROKE and will no longer ring. This is very true. It bugged my mother, too, who worried when I didn't pick up the reciever when she called to see if I was home. By this time, this fellow was getting a bit on my nerves. I told him I didn't want to talk on the phone that much and he kept insisting that he wanted to hear my 'sexy' voice. Flattering, but still didn't help the fact that I couldn't hear him for shit and I was uncomfortable with it. If I could find my speakerphone or he would have used TeamSpeak like I asked it would be hella easier on me. But no.
Okay, so the ringer is broke on my phone and I get a note from him on MSN. He called. How many times did he call? THIRTY + times he called in ONE DAY. Is anyone else besides me getting a chill at this? It's also kinda well known that I play a couple of MMORPGs and one of them I play with this doctor fellow who's so unbelievably interested in me. If YOU are still interested, keep reading.
On this MMORPG I had another friend who was restarting the game and he asked (whined) to give him equipment for his 2 main jobs to get going again. I sold a lot of my junk, crafted a lot of stuff, and basically went into debt to get him 20million worth of gear. I can live with that. I don't have to like it and a day or two of being a complete duff is fine, I'll get over it eventually. It's just a stupid game. I tell all this that I'm doing to doctor friend above and he goes ballistic. Tells me not to give this friend ANYTHING and to ignore the pleas for help. Then...and here's the kicker..
He tells me to give him my account information. AND the person I outfitted's information.
If anybody reading this plays an MMO you understand why I'm reticent about giving this kind of information away. My character on this particular MMO is worth about 2000 dollars USD on a site like IGE or eBay. I've been a casual player for some years so I've accumulated a lot of really nice additions. It's like asking a neighbor if you can borrow his Porsche to go to New York and pick up some canolis. It's just not something you do lightly.
Anyway, we continue with this doctor lover being /insulted/ that I wouldn't trust him enough with my account information. And later on in the evening actually getting a zinger of a parting shot. I say I'm feeling a little depressed about what happened. Giving this other friend so much stuff and then being told to hand over all I've worked for thru the years. He says that he'd say something, but since I don't trust him he won't.
My brain is sizzling with this. If I don't trust him...a person that I have only just BEGUN to date...a person I don't honestly know that well beyond half stunted conversations that I couldn't hear that well...a person who calls 30 times in ONE day even /after/ I express my annoyance...a person who now sends the occasional note to 'see if I'm okay'...a person who is now permanently blocked on MSN because of last night's zinger.
Yeah. Men suck. Every last one of you bastards. I'm gonna be 39 years old on the 25th of this month and I have YET to meet one that's ready to commit to me out of love instead of what I can give to them. Be it sex or things. I hate you all and I hope every last one of you roasts in hell.
But before you go, could you mow my lawn? Kthx.