Are you kidding me??!!??
Just found out from the guy who sorts out our attendance and stuffs at college that each one of us, starting 27th June, for a week, have been given work experience places in a care setting of some sort.
FUCK ME.
Talk about not even telling us, cause i mean we wern't really meant to find out from him, so god fucking knows when are lecturers were going to tell us about it. bastards. and this is like...not next week but the week after!
Christ. its gunna be bloody GCSE work experience all over again. apparently mines in Bourne Lodge in South Ruislip. like a that day centre place thing. ok, its not too far to travel, but i've never been there or anything! Ahhh! help me.
WHY ARE THEY TELLING US THIS SO LATE?
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Lecturers at uxbridge college
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sword / flamethrower
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Playfully, or if they REALLY cheesed me off. Heh heh. I said cheese
4. How about of the same sex? Bitchslap yeah
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Most likely to be my mum
6. What is your pet peeve? Dunno
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Depends what the grudge is concerning.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? I don’t actually know….
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? About 3/4pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Danielle (not college one)
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Probably ‘I don’t have enough money’
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yeah
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Not for a while, but im hoping this evening. Jons got a new dancemat cause the other one broke so ill be doing that with him later.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Don’t use an alarm hardly anymore. I always tend to get up early.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Burger Kings chocolate milkshake
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Theres a difference?
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Enough to pass out.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes, but nothing too major.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweet
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "LUNCH"? …no.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 2
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 2
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah, but I'm only human.
4. Have you kissed any one? Yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Hair.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? How about a debit card?
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? I’d have to agree with Kyli here, Primark. Or atlantic.
3. If you had 1 million dollars, what would you do with it? The list is endless.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Ergh, both lol
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Nah
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Nothing worth mentioning.
7. How many songs are on your MP3? Don’t have an mp3 player. Theres about 5/ 6 on my phone though.
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? My first boyfriend lasting for 8 months and still going…
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? My GCSEs.
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life? A family, and a good job
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Nah. When do I ever come first at anything anyways?
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yeah, think so
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Internet quizzes and stupid little school tests, like spelling or something
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Let an old man get on the bus before me, lol.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Hmm…
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Amy Lee, heh heh
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Ann- marie. I REALLY REALLY do not know why.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Who hasn't?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Confdence
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No?.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust.
[ series 1 ]
Name: Shtumpy the bondage fairy
Birthday: 15th August
Birthplace: Bath. Cant remember the hospital name
Current Location: South Ruislip
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Gingery
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Font: Lucida Handwriting, on livejournal
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 2 - your favorite ]
Music: Rock/ Metal / Emo / Indie / Dance
Cartoon: Family Guy, The Simpsons, As told by ginger
Colour: Purple or red
Car: I think it was a peugoet 206…that newish one. Looks NICE.
Slushy Flavor: Red.
Magazine: Rock Sound
TV Show: Two pints of larger and a packet of crisps, FRIENDS
Song at the Moment: Fightstar - Paint your target/ Greenday - When september ends/ scooter - the logical song or nessaja
Language: English, cause I understand it. I like chinese writing though
Spice Girl: Sporty.
Food & Beverage: Ham and coleslaw sandwiches and Burger Kings chocolate milkshake.
Subject in School: Maths?
Weekend Activity: Hanging with mates.
Ice Cream: Chocolate.
Roller Coaster : The Hulk over in America
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 3 - what is ]
Your most overused phrase: you get me / its all good/ whatever
First thing you thought when you woke up: 'What time is it?'
Last image/thought you go to sleep with: Lewis or what I am going to do tomorrow
First feature you notice of opposite sex: Height/ hair.
Best name for a Butler: Albert or Winston.
Wussiest Sport: Pool and snooker. How the heck is snooker and pool a sport??
Your best feature: my eyes
Your greatest fear: Dying alone/ getting attacked or mugged/ my grandad dying
Your most missed memory: Having a laugh at school
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 4 - you prefer ]
Pepsi or Coke: Not fussed
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Haven’t ever really been on a ‘date’. Christ.
Adidas or Nike: Hmmm….
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers: Nuggets
Dogs or Cats: Cats.
Rugrats or Doug: Doug!
Single or Taken: Taken
Monica or Brandy: Who and who?
Tupac or Jay-Z: Jay-Z
Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes: Equal. Although shania twain just a tad more.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Don’t drink tea
One pillow or Two: Two.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa: Chocolate.
Cappucino or Coffee: Neither
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 5 - do you ]
Shower everyday: Every other day.
Have a crush: Yes
Think you've been in love: Yes.
Want to go to college: I am
Like secondary school: It wernt that bad.
Want to get married: Yes.
Type correctly: I try my best
Believe in yourself: To an extent
Have any tattoos? No
Have any piercings? No.
Get motion sickness: Once or twice
Think you're a health freak: No!
Get along with your parents: Most of the time
Like thunderstorms: Yeah.
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 6 - the future ]
Age your plan to be married: You can’t really plan stuff like that.
Number and names of children: Two… I like the names Sabrina and Danielle, dunno bout boys
Where will you be at age 20: *gulp* University hopefully.
Dream wedding: Hmmm………
How do you want to die: not in pain.
Dream job: Peadiatric nurse
Country you'd like to visit: Australia/ America again.
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 7 - opposite sex ]
Best eye color: Blue or brown.
Best hair color: Dark.
Short or long hair: Long-ish.
Best height: Tiny bit taller than me.
Best weight: A healthy one
Best clothes: Casual. Jeans, tee.
Best first date location: haven’t really done the whole ‘date’ thing
Best first kiss location: Somewhere private
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 8 - other ]
Last time you slept with a stuffed animal: Last night lol
Rings before you answer the phone: 3 or I usually miss it lol
What's on your mousepad: The one downstairs ahs the alins from toystory and it speaks, lol, Don’t have one with my lappy
How many houses you've lived in: 3?
How many schools you've gone to: 4 I think.
Bedroom carpet color: Purple
Shave your head for $5,000?: No.
Stranded on a desert island. Take three things. No people: Electricity provided: Musical device, food, someone else.
FUCK ME.
Talk about not even telling us, cause i mean we wern't really meant to find out from him, so god fucking knows when are lecturers were going to tell us about it. bastards. and this is like...not next week but the week after!
Christ. its gunna be bloody GCSE work experience all over again. apparently mines in Bourne Lodge in South Ruislip. like a that day centre place thing. ok, its not too far to travel, but i've never been there or anything! Ahhh! help me.
WHY ARE THEY TELLING US THIS SO LATE?
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Lecturers at uxbridge college
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sword / flamethrower
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Playfully, or if they REALLY cheesed me off. Heh heh. I said cheese
4. How about of the same sex? Bitchslap yeah
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Most likely to be my mum
6. What is your pet peeve? Dunno
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Depends what the grudge is concerning.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? I don’t actually know….
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? About 3/4pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Danielle (not college one)
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Probably ‘I don’t have enough money’
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yeah
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Not for a while, but im hoping this evening. Jons got a new dancemat cause the other one broke so ill be doing that with him later.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Don’t use an alarm hardly anymore. I always tend to get up early.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Burger Kings chocolate milkshake
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Theres a difference?
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Enough to pass out.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes, but nothing too major.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweet
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "LUNCH"? …no.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 2
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 2
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah, but I'm only human.
4. Have you kissed any one? Yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Hair.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? How about a debit card?
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? I’d have to agree with Kyli here, Primark. Or atlantic.
3. If you had 1 million dollars, what would you do with it? The list is endless.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Ergh, both lol
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Nah
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Nothing worth mentioning.
7. How many songs are on your MP3? Don’t have an mp3 player. Theres about 5/ 6 on my phone though.
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? My first boyfriend lasting for 8 months and still going…
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? My GCSEs.
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life? A family, and a good job
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Nah. When do I ever come first at anything anyways?
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yeah, think so
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Internet quizzes and stupid little school tests, like spelling or something
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Let an old man get on the bus before me, lol.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Hmm…
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Amy Lee, heh heh
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Ann- marie. I REALLY REALLY do not know why.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Who hasn't?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Confdence
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No?.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust.
[ series 1 ]
Name: Shtumpy the bondage fairy
Birthday: 15th August
Birthplace: Bath. Cant remember the hospital name
Current Location: South Ruislip
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Gingery
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Font: Lucida Handwriting, on livejournal
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 2 - your favorite ]
Music: Rock/ Metal / Emo / Indie / Dance
Cartoon: Family Guy, The Simpsons, As told by ginger
Colour: Purple or red
Car: I think it was a peugoet 206…that newish one. Looks NICE.
Slushy Flavor: Red.
Magazine: Rock Sound
TV Show: Two pints of larger and a packet of crisps, FRIENDS
Song at the Moment: Fightstar - Paint your target/ Greenday - When september ends/ scooter - the logical song or nessaja
Language: English, cause I understand it. I like chinese writing though
Spice Girl: Sporty.
Food & Beverage: Ham and coleslaw sandwiches and Burger Kings chocolate milkshake.
Subject in School: Maths?
Weekend Activity: Hanging with mates.
Ice Cream: Chocolate.
Roller Coaster : The Hulk over in America
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 3 - what is ]
Your most overused phrase: you get me / its all good/ whatever
First thing you thought when you woke up: 'What time is it?'
Last image/thought you go to sleep with: Lewis or what I am going to do tomorrow
First feature you notice of opposite sex: Height/ hair.
Best name for a Butler: Albert or Winston.
Wussiest Sport: Pool and snooker. How the heck is snooker and pool a sport??
Your best feature: my eyes
Your greatest fear: Dying alone/ getting attacked or mugged/ my grandad dying
Your most missed memory: Having a laugh at school
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 4 - you prefer ]
Pepsi or Coke: Not fussed
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Haven’t ever really been on a ‘date’. Christ.
Adidas or Nike: Hmmm….
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers: Nuggets
Dogs or Cats: Cats.
Rugrats or Doug: Doug!
Single or Taken: Taken
Monica or Brandy: Who and who?
Tupac or Jay-Z: Jay-Z
Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes: Equal. Although shania twain just a tad more.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Don’t drink tea
One pillow or Two: Two.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa: Chocolate.
Cappucino or Coffee: Neither
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 5 - do you ]
Shower everyday: Every other day.
Have a crush: Yes
Think you've been in love: Yes.
Want to go to college: I am
Like secondary school: It wernt that bad.
Want to get married: Yes.
Type correctly: I try my best
Believe in yourself: To an extent
Have any tattoos? No
Have any piercings? No.
Get motion sickness: Once or twice
Think you're a health freak: No!
Get along with your parents: Most of the time
Like thunderstorms: Yeah.
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 6 - the future ]
Age your plan to be married: You can’t really plan stuff like that.
Number and names of children: Two… I like the names Sabrina and Danielle, dunno bout boys
Where will you be at age 20: *gulp* University hopefully.
Dream wedding: Hmmm………
How do you want to die: not in pain.
Dream job: Peadiatric nurse
Country you'd like to visit: Australia/ America again.
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 7 - opposite sex ]
Best eye color: Blue or brown.
Best hair color: Dark.
Short or long hair: Long-ish.
Best height: Tiny bit taller than me.
Best weight: A healthy one
Best clothes: Casual. Jeans, tee.
Best first date location: haven’t really done the whole ‘date’ thing
Best first kiss location: Somewhere private
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
[ series 8 - other ]
Last time you slept with a stuffed animal: Last night lol
Rings before you answer the phone: 3 or I usually miss it lol
What's on your mousepad: The one downstairs ahs the alins from toystory and it speaks, lol, Don’t have one with my lappy
How many houses you've lived in: 3?
How many schools you've gone to: 4 I think.
Bedroom carpet color: Purple
Shave your head for $5,000?: No.
Stranded on a desert island. Take three things. No people: Electricity provided: Musical device, food, someone else.