Time for a Target Rant
Lots of stupid people out in full force today.
-Lady, your Food EBT card can tell which food is appropriate for you to use the card on. Don't get frustrated with me when it doesn't want to accept chocolates that you are suppose to use in fondues. Don't you see the problem? Fondue chocolates are not part of what the card thinks is necessary for you to have/get by on. You want to talk to someone? Fine... Oh, wow. The manager actually took my side for once, so tough titties for you. No Fondue Chocolate! Buy the fricking chocolate that everyone else usually gets to snack on (HERSHEY! <3) and then the card would work for you...
-Old lady couple in their 60s, none of the stuff you have picked up is on clearance. I said that there would be orange stickers on them if they were. No, for the last time that fucking package of Kebler Elf Summer Cookies is not clearance. Don't you see the shelf right next to you where they are all stacked that says $2.69?! Yes, I see that one package is open. I will go and defect it out. They are no longer any good if you found them open.... What the hell are you doing? Yes, I know the ones in the open package are hard...they are probably stale cuz that is what happens when you leave stuff like this out in the open. Why do you keep trying to break one of the cookies to prove your point? I believe you, so don't strain yourself. I doubt you could break a toothpick if you needed to... What now? OH FOR THE LOVE OF GUMBY! No, the Oreos are not on clearance either! Do you see an orange sticker?! Right there in front of your face is the shelf where they all are that shows the price!
Personal Irk of Mine since I am not Fond of Children
-Woman, I have been nice to your child during your purchase, but if you don't tell him to stop saying HI to me, I will loose it! I have said Hi to him six times! MAKE IT STOP! Grr...
-Thanks for the little leaflet on God, lady. I'm sure I will find it riveting to read about how I am a horrible sinner and all that jazz. INTO THE GARBAGE YOU GO!
-Lady, your Food EBT card can tell which food is appropriate for you to use the card on. Don't get frustrated with me when it doesn't want to accept chocolates that you are suppose to use in fondues. Don't you see the problem? Fondue chocolates are not part of what the card thinks is necessary for you to have/get by on. You want to talk to someone? Fine... Oh, wow. The manager actually took my side for once, so tough titties for you. No Fondue Chocolate! Buy the fricking chocolate that everyone else usually gets to snack on (HERSHEY! <3) and then the card would work for you...
-Old lady couple in their 60s, none of the stuff you have picked up is on clearance. I said that there would be orange stickers on them if they were. No, for the last time that fucking package of Kebler Elf Summer Cookies is not clearance. Don't you see the shelf right next to you where they are all stacked that says $2.69?! Yes, I see that one package is open. I will go and defect it out. They are no longer any good if you found them open.... What the hell are you doing? Yes, I know the ones in the open package are hard...they are probably stale cuz that is what happens when you leave stuff like this out in the open. Why do you keep trying to break one of the cookies to prove your point? I believe you, so don't strain yourself. I doubt you could break a toothpick if you needed to... What now? OH FOR THE LOVE OF GUMBY! No, the Oreos are not on clearance either! Do you see an orange sticker?! Right there in front of your face is the shelf where they all are that shows the price!
Personal Irk of Mine since I am not Fond of Children
-Woman, I have been nice to your child during your purchase, but if you don't tell him to stop saying HI to me, I will loose it! I have said Hi to him six times! MAKE IT STOP! Grr...
-Thanks for the little leaflet on God, lady. I'm sure I will find it riveting to read about how I am a horrible sinner and all that jazz. INTO THE GARBAGE YOU GO!