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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I helped trugeminipnai hide a body (-173 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-221 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
evil_dreamerz
T___T;;;; Thanks Maria xD I think I want another letter.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I bought porn for trugeminipnai (10 points). Last week ethereal_aurora and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole vkeiri's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1722 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
evil_dreamerz
X____x Wtf. C'mooooon...I want a present T__T
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I bought porn for hpgirl4life87 (-10 points). Last week on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I donated bone marrow to absolute__v in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I gave ramon3 a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I stole xbrknpiecesxx's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1220 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
evil_dreamerz
A red shiny fucking ball. Thanks, Santa.