i hate being misunderstood. why do i even bother?

[evil_chibi_urd]

i met someone recently. i'm sweet to him. then again, i'm sweet to everyone.

now, since i'm really curious as to how he really feels about me, i asked some guy to pretend to be my boyfriend. (yeah, this was during the con, and the night before that.)

now, this idiot thinks i'm easy. and this is even after i told him, that there will never be anything more between us, than...friendship. not even the kind with benefits.

i can only hold his hand, hug him occasionally, and provide moral support.

now...when i txtd him recently, gushing in happy mode, because i looked so cute, and told him i kinda missed him, this idiot replies: "That's only because _______ isn't there. And what about __________?"

I feel like physically kicking him somewhere foul.

I feel like retorting "My, my, look who's jealous." But i'm really irritated.

I gave him fair warning last night.

"_________, one more dumb joke about how i treat my guy friends, and i am going to take offense."

i hope he takes it seriously. or if i don't kick him (which, i will) the fake boyfriend, probably will.

But then i don't really like other people doing my dirty work.