GOALS FOR 2005
I was without internet access for a week, so you'll have to forgive me for the timing of this.
MY GOALS FOR THE NEW YEAR!
· Become e-famous. Who cares about the real world? I need the e-life to know the name of Timm.
· Find out what this "real life" thing actually is like.
· Sign a contract with AOL/Time Warner for 2.5 million dollars to buy out my company.
· Actually start a company.
· Sleep with a boy.
· Make people realize I'm not homosexual.
· ...
· ......
· oops
· I wonder if it sounded even more wrong that I used the word 'boy.'
· Probably.
· +5
· I really can't think of anything else.
· What's with these dots?
· 10 minutes later.
· Ok, maybe I have more.
· Kill Jason Tate from absolutepunk.net
· Kill Tom from myspace.com
· Takeover myspace.com.
· Go to a myspace.com party, just to see how well angled those shots really were.
· Stop writing 2004.
· Stop writing 2003.
· Become a writer for Fox Reality shows.
· Find out if Reality Shows actually have writers.
· Build a time machine.
· Go back to January 1st and re-write this entry.
· Holy shit, the Magic School Bus tv show totally kicked ass.
· I missed the last 2 episodes of The Road To Ozzfest and now I dont have mtv, someone should let me know what's up.
· Thus ends my goals for 2005.
I don't know what's wrong with me, either.
MY GOALS FOR THE NEW YEAR!
· Become e-famous. Who cares about the real world? I need the e-life to know the name of Timm.
· Find out what this "real life" thing actually is like.
· Sign a contract with AOL/Time Warner for 2.5 million dollars to buy out my company.
· Actually start a company.
· Sleep with a boy.
· Make people realize I'm not homosexual.
· ...
· ......
· oops
· I wonder if it sounded even more wrong that I used the word 'boy.'
· Probably.
· +5
· I really can't think of anything else.
· What's with these dots?
· 10 minutes later.
· Ok, maybe I have more.
· Kill Jason Tate from absolutepunk.net
· Kill Tom from myspace.com
· Takeover myspace.com.
· Go to a myspace.com party, just to see how well angled those shots really were.
· Stop writing 2004.
· Stop writing 2003.
· Become a writer for Fox Reality shows.
· Find out if Reality Shows actually have writers.
· Build a time machine.
· Go back to January 1st and re-write this entry.
· Holy shit, the Magic School Bus tv show totally kicked ass.
· I missed the last 2 episodes of The Road To Ozzfest and now I dont have mtv, someone should let me know what's up.
· Thus ends my goals for 2005.
I don't know what's wrong with me, either.