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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1072 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Evi1inn0cence